I use Telkom purely for Adsl and not to make calls.
I went to Telkom in The Bridge, Port Elizabeth to pay my monthly bill. When I arrived I didn't open the door immediately, because I thought they were closed. I saw a few customers inside still being helped and pushed the wrong door and it...
This was on the FRONT PAGE of The Times, this morning.:D
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How embarrassing. After all my drunken antics, I don't think I've ever made the front page of a foreign paper.
Well done Jerry, on a successful night out.:D