100th problem.

HAHAHA
Hey, try this: Ask her if she can borrow you some money, so that you can take her on a date.

Sounds dumb, but I've seen it work. LOL
 
Ninja'd said:
How do I get rid of a woman who I had an one night stand with who keeps on calling me? Mind you I did not give her my number. She got hold of it somehow and I'm afraid she's gonna come round my home pretty soon.

She's sending me messages like miss you and love you.
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Mistake nr1, acting like you want to get rid of her will make her want you more.

Turn into a little boy that needs her love desperately. Tell her you wanna meet up. Then while in the act accidentally put it in the "wrong" place. Then tell her you love her and you cannot live without her.

That should do it. Goodluck.
 
My friend, this is where you gotta think like me.

Tell her you only date women who participate in anal/bring their girlfriends & create threesomes/give 2 hour BJ's/etc (whatever you fancy, basically.)

This turns your "bad situation" into a what one calls a "win-win" situation....
either she is gonna leave you alone, or she is gonna give you what you want - either way, you can't lose no matter what the answer is.



This takes balls though, but as you would know higher risk = higher reward.
what have you got to lose though?
 
Ninja'd said:
How do I get rid of a woman who I had an one night stand with who keeps on calling me?
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Well something moved you to do it once, so why not do it again?

Ninja'd said:
Mind you I did not give her my number. She got hold of it somehow and I'm afraid she's gonna come round my home pretty soon.
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So? Make her coffee, afterwards.

Ninja'd said:
She's sending me messages like miss you and love you.
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Awe cute! Line her up for another round.

On a serious note, you broke her heart, so send her a tube of superglue and a fake bunny to hug. :D

No genuine, a one night stand is just that, one night. As long as it was safe, all parties involved should call it a night and move on and then you should also accept the risks of a one night stand, like unwanted love or even an unwanted pregnancy. Be responsible. No, scrap the responsible part. A responsible one night stand is like driving a Volvo, safe but boring as ****.
 
Did she have a nice time despite what the court transcript says?
 
Keeper said:
My friend, this is where you gotta think like me.

Tell her you only date women who participate in anal/bring their girlfriends & create threesomes/give 2 hour BJ's/etc (whatever you fancy, basically.)

This turns your "bad situation" into a what one calls a "win-win" situation....
either she is gonna leave you alone, or she is gonna give you what you want - either way, you can't lose no matter what the answer is.



This takes balls though, but as you would know higher risk = higher reward.
what have you got to lose though?
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This ^

/makes notes
 
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