20 Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories

Compton_effect

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According to the doctor the new hearing aid was working perfectly. I just wish someone else could hear the screaming.
 

MartyMarts

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Heard singing at about 1am on the baby monitor. Rushed downstairs to find out it was the a teddy bear that went off (don't know how?)

Man, did I kick the schit out of that teddy bear!

:D Yeah... been thru a couple of incidents where toys just randomly make noises. It's funny afterwards but while it's happening, not so much. Trying to explain to your child that it just happened by accident and there's nothing sinister behind it - near impossible.
 

Compton_effect

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Heard singing at about 1am on the baby monitor. Rushed downstairs to find out it was the a teddy bear that went off (don't know how?)

Man, did I kick the schit out of that teddy bear!

I know that feeling. I lost count of the number of nights my son's one toy would start playing a tune, as I walked past his room. The stupid thing was light activated, and even the slight ambient change as I walked past could set it off.
I eventually took out the batteries to stop this.
A few nights later I walked past and it started playing again. Turns out granny had put new ones in after my son complained. But for a few seconds I was ready to do battle with a malevolent toy.
 

Compton_effect

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The view from orbit was spectacular. And from this height you couldn't see all the bodies lying around.
 

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I heard a bell the other night and thought it was my kitten. Instead it was one of the toys she never plays with that came rolling towards me on the floor out of nowhere and she wasn't anywhere nearby..... :crying:
 

Compton_effect

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I don't know what was worse. Eating the dead cockroach, or realizing I like the taste.

(Damn - this is fun)
 

cerebus

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Fun. Let's have a go at this then:

Rowing against the tide, the shrieking wind and his own exhaustion, he timed the revolutions of the lighthouse at a minute. When his boat approached a few metres of the sweeping light, the shape of a man was framed in the water before him; and behind him the thud of a hook digging into his boat.
 

Aghori

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Creepy... especially that one about the monster under the bed.
 

MartyMarts

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My imagination fails me. Tonight, when I'm high, I will win this game ...if I remember, tomorrow.
 

TehStranger

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My imagination fails me. Tonight, when I'm high, I will win this game ...if I remember, tomorrow.

I'm going to take massive amounts of Vitamin B6 tonight after gym, followed by some liquid courage. Will report back on dat dere lucid dream time.
 

STS

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Looking in the mirror. I just saw my reflection blink.
 

STS

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The funeral attendees never came out of the catacombs. Something locked the crypt door from the inside.
 

Datura

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I saw my beautiful future in a dream as I slept. When I awoke from my slumber I was dead.
 

Compton_effect

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Here's a topical one.

'Don't worry citizen, the EFF is not going to confiscate your home. But our records show that you have a very rare blood type...'
 
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