Questions time.
Sharkies; Why is Chiliboy in the squad? What do y'all know that we don't? Also, Shrek? Really? Has he recovered from the concussion Eben gave him yet? And the beast... what's the logic here? Are your scrums going forward in the games I'm NOT watching?
Stormers; Damian? I knew before the announcement he'd be in, mostly 'cos I think he has naked pics of AC's wife. If any of you can give me a better reason, I'd love to hear it.
Bulls; How's the ROI on Lood looking? I'd have spent that money taking the rest of the team to MickeyDs for lunch... I wouldn't have him at the Bulls, but would you really have him in a Bok jumper?
Cheetah; No issue with you guys.
Kings; My heart bleeds for the Kings lads. A proper coach would have included some of your boys and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.
Speaking of proper coaches... If we had one I wouldn't be so worried about him mentally scarring my Lions. AC has no plan. No vision for what he'll have at the pub on Friday night, let alone how to win a World Cup in 2019... I'm terrified of the damage he'll do to the Lions and the Springboks before SARU realise the enormity of their mistake and kick him to the curb... But hey, that's just me.
Anyway, I'll be standing by for your reasons we need that dead weight in the squad.