An Alleged Australian Jihadi Considered Using an Exploding Kangaroo

[Polymathic]

As terrorist plots go, it's got to be one of the more unusual — an Australian teenager discussed packing a kangaroo full of explosives and painting it with the Islamic State's symbol before setting it loose on police officers, a Melbourne court heard on Thursday.

Sevdet Besim, 19, allegedly talked to a British teenager about the plot, which included plans to behead or run over at least one police officer during a parade on Anzac Day — an Australian remembrance day for veterans and soldiers killed in conflict.

The British boy, who cannot be named because he is only 15, was given a life sentence by a court in northern England in October 2015, after being convicted of sending thousands of messages to Besim and instructing him in a terrorist plot "shocking in its brutality and scope......"

Full story: https://news.vice.com/article/an-al...exploding-kangaroo?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

:wtf: ... did he plan to fit it with a remote control or was it a very well trained, devout, kangaroo that would run to the exact spot where it could do most damage and wait for the crowd to gather optimally?

Seems quality of education is dropping all around us, our worthless matric exams and now this! Death camps being measured on pass rates as well these days or what?!?

 

[bokdrol]

Arzeholes and animal abusers. May they be cursed

 

[ellyally]

Kids are so creative

Should be executed

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

What are the South African jihadists' idea? Straps bombs to a springbok and call him springboko haram?

 

[Pitbull]

Full story: https://news.vice.com/article/an-al...exploding-kangaroo?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

15, given a LIFE SENTENCE but they can't name him

 

[Ninja'd]

I hated Skippy the bush kangaroo as much as the next kid but that's not on.

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

What a joke, but then again Hamas has trained donkeys to run toward Israeli checkpoints and blow themselves up

So maybe he just copied the idea from them?

 

[Agent_Smith]

Was he going to do it while singing, "Tiny Kangaroo down sport, tiny kangaroo down" (sung in thick Aussie accent)

 

[Ninja'd]

What a joke, but then again Hamas has trained donkeys to run toward Israeli checkpoints and blow themselves up

So maybe he just copied the idea from them?

And Israel use birds as spies. No one is innocent.

 

[Glock26]

Was he going to do it while singing, "Tiny Kangaroo down sport, tiny kangaroo down" (sung in thick Aussie accent)

Umm...err....you do know it is "tie me' kangaroo down sport, tie me' kangaroo down" ??
Hate for this to be one of those "this is what I had always heard as the lyrics" threads.... :wtf:

 

[Agent_Smith]

Umm...err....you do know it is "tie me' kangaroo down sport, tie me' kangaroo down" ??
Hate for this to be one of those "this is what I had always heard as the lyrics" threads.... :wtf:

No no no, thanks for the correction! I didn't think it looked right as I typed it but went ahead anyway

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

And Israel use birds as spies. No one is innocent.

Don't forget dolphins and whales,

And tortoise's and cats with AK47's

 

[Agent_Smith]

Don't forget dolphins and whales,

And tortoise's and cats with AK47's

Didn't the Soviets use giant squid and the Allies dolphins? I seem to remember... oh wait. Thinking of Red Alert 2...

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

Didn't the Soviets use giant squid and the Allies dolphins? I seem to remember... oh wait. Thinking of Red Alert 2...

Ra3 was better, used grizzly bears
But is there no stopping the madness of these jihadis.....

 

[cpu.]

How do you even approach an "exploding kangaroo" in order to "using"/use it (as per the heading)?

 

[Hamish McPanji]

:wtf: ... did he plan to fit it with a remote control or was it a very well trained, devout, kangaroo that would run to the exact spot where it could do most damage and wait for the crowd to gather optimally?

Seems quality of education is dropping all around us, our worthless matric exams and now this! Death camps being measured on pass rates as well these days or what?!?

He was going to use Google glass to stream Kangaroo porn to the male Kangaroo. A few minutes later.....boom...Kangaroo everywhere. Dunno how effective a weapon that was going to be though.

Total isjut though. Glad he got busted

 

[Xarog]

:wtf: ... did he plan to fit it with a remote control or was it a very well trained, devout, kangaroo that would run to the exact spot where it could do most damage and wait for the crowd to gather optimally?

Seems quality of education is dropping all around us, our worthless matric exams and now this! Death camps being measured on pass rates as well these days or what?!?

I think they've been reading one too many Tom Sharpe novels.

 

[Indigogirl]

Good thing the authorities got the jump on him!

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

Good thing the authorities got the jump on him!

I see what you did there Dory