![[)roi(]](/forum/data/avatars/m/8/8711.jpg?1563828683){kind=avatar}
http://www.tuaw.com/2012/04/01/arsegate-does-using-the-ipad-cause-hemorrhoids/
This April fool's article was particular humorous for me; sorry for the digusting nature of this, but having last week undergone a hemorrhoidectomy to remove 3 very enlarged external hemorrhoids and 2 very large internal ones I had to laugh because trust me once you had this surgery, your humor will be very lost to excessive pain.
To try let you visualize the level of pain I am referring to, my surgeon told me the morning before surgery that I should be prepared for weeks of hell, yes you have this pain apparently for weeks:
-- Each bowel movement she said would be would be like giving birth to your crap (now I definitely don't want to seem intolerant to the real pain of child birth), but I do want to stress that until I had this surgery I was completed ignorant to what real pain is and my propensity for it; and I've broken collar bones, ankles, fallen off motorbikes at high speed, had an appendix op, ...
This is something we inevitably go through at some point in our lives, and trust me I've never been so scared to eat and to crap... no jokes here...
Now if you really want to know what could be even worse, then eat something spicy (chili) and acidic (tomato, lemon) and then be unfortunate enough to get diarrhea from the food; Friday night was my turn for this horror; the pain was so unbearable, that I cried through the entire episode of ~10 hours and no sleep (no chance),
This April fool's article was particular humorous for me; sorry for the digusting nature of this, but having last week undergone a hemorrhoidectomy to remove 3 very enlarged external hemorrhoids and 2 very large internal ones I had to laugh because trust me once you had this surgery, your humor will be very lost to excessive pain.
To try let you visualize the level of pain I am referring to, my surgeon told me the morning before surgery that I should be prepared for weeks of hell, yes you have this pain apparently for weeks:
-- Each bowel movement she said would be would be like giving birth to your crap (now I definitely don't want to seem intolerant to the real pain of child birth), but I do want to stress that until I had this surgery I was completed ignorant to what real pain is and my propensity for it; and I've broken collar bones, ankles, fallen off motorbikes at high speed, had an appendix op, ...
This is something we inevitably go through at some point in our lives, and trust me I've never been so scared to eat and to crap... no jokes here...
Now if you really want to know what could be even worse, then eat something spicy (chili) and acidic (tomato, lemon) and then be unfortunate enough to get diarrhea from the food; Friday night was my turn for this horror; the pain was so unbearable, that I cried through the entire episode of ~10 hours and no sleep (no chance),
Last edited:
I'd know their pain