(Article) Big news from Mars?

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I wonder where earthshaking sits on the scale?

1. Pleasing.
2. "That was unexpected."
3. Excellent find.
4. Amazing new discovery.


5. Earthshaking.
6. Monumental discovery.
7. Eureka! We've hit the motherload!
8. We have discovered everything in the universe.

or

5. Monumental discovery.
6. Earthshaking.
7. Eureka! We've hit the motherload!
8. We have discovered everything in the universe.

If it is number 6, then it better be a fossilised exoskeleton from some water dwelling creature.

I'm guessing maybe number 5?

 

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