Article : Tom Cruise has telepathic powers

[porchrat]

LOL oh you nutty scientologists what will you think up next

 

[Mila]

ppft. nothing on me. I have Ginger powers. Beat that little man.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

ppft. nothing on me. I have Ginger powers. Beat that little man.

You still has no soul.

 

[Mila]

You still has no soul.

I know... and the poor Tommy boy think we have not eaten his..

 

[BLIXEMPIE]

He is a creepy little man.

Just please don't tell him a joke. Fsck if he smiles...

 

[Greylor]

My dad once farted and a big Karoo moth that was flying by instantly dropped dead (that's actually true...the thing wasn't even twitching...instant death).

Beat that Mr Cruise.

 

[chrisc]

Musta have dropped dead from fright, not the smell or noxious gasses

 

[Jola]

What do you guys eat there in the Karoo ?

 

[FrankCastle]

Twas a telepathic fart that fried his brain.

You know, the ones which you can sense are gonna big and nasty.

 

[mercurial]

Will you be doing this part time while your dog is doing his part time police work?

I see an opportunity for a series. A story about a man who is a journalist during the day and P.I at night.

 

[Arthur]

Death stalks Tommy Mapother. And then he's just another deluded crank.