AWB prophet predicts Bafana victory

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http://www.timeslive.co.za/news/article304248.ece

A Free State prophet who says she predicted Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging leader Eugene Terre'Blanche's release from prison, now has a new vision - that Bafana Bafana will win the Soccer World Cup.

The Daily Sun on Friday published a picture of Nobonginkosi Mnukwa, 41, a prophet at the Inkonzo Yenda Zonsindiso church in Parys in the Free State, standing cosily next to the extremist rightwing leader.

She said an angel sent her to pray for him at the Rooigrond prison near Mafikeng.

"The angel came to me... showing me a picture of a white man who was praying in jail with a man wearing black clothes. The angel told me that the man was Eugene Terre'Blanche and that I should go to that prison to pray with him because his prayers were not reaching God," Mnukwa told the daily.

As a result, she claims, he was released.

Terre'Blanche himself said: "The woman is a believer... we prayed together... I really appreciate what she did."

Terre'Blanche was serving three years of a five-year sentence for assaulting a petrol station worker and the attempted murder of a security guard.

He was released in June 2004.

Mnukwa said an angel had now given her a new prophecy.

"Bafana Bafana will win the World Cup to honour Madiba in his efforts to restore world peace," she predicted confidently.
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Muhahahahahahahahahahah

Ya dude and i just strapped on a rocket that makes me go faster than the speed of light so i can bend time and space and move in and out of different dimensions. If bafana get a single point they would have done well enough.
 
What were her actual words?
Her actual words will be more along the line of "Victorius" than "The winner".

It is possible to be victorius without winning.
 
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South Africa has a soccer team? Wow, you learn something new every day. :D
 
davemc said:
What were his actual words?
Her actual words will be more along the line of "Victorius" than "The winner".

It is possible to be victorius without winning.
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Bafana were victorious in the 2010 world cup. Hmmmm to me it sounds like they won it.
Bafana were victorious in one game in the world cup, sounds like they won one game.

How is it possible to be victorious without winning exactly? Let's try another example.

Bafana were victorious against mexico and lost 2-0

Errrm i don't think it works but they always make vague statements that could have many possible meanings a smoke screen.
 
oh please, as ridiculous as Siener's predictions were they still had a 1 in a million chance of happening. there is no chance Bafana will win.
no saying i don't want them to win tho :) if they win i'd genuinely be gobsmacked and happy
 
Julius will insist that the colonialists don't win, and that our previously disadvantaged team must be allowed 27 players on the field.
 
I think we may need more than 27 though.

40 players and no opposition goalie and we might win on penalties :D, provided we can hit the target.
 
Pitbull said:
+1

If Bafana Bafana wins the WC, FIFA sold out and the game of soccer will forever be in shambles for fixing results.

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL SA WOULD WIN THE WC :D
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Anything is possible on the field of play...:erm:
It's highly unlikely that they will win it, but there is always a way.
 
OMFG this is hilarious! lol,....




but wait, what happens if shes right?



that will make the Protea's look like absolute **** seeing as they couldn't win the WC or T20Cup or Champions Trophy while having home advantage...
 
daveza said:
As much chance of that as Mugabe donating all his possessions to the Britain Is Great Foundation.
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That's exactly why there is a thriving betting industry....As long as there is a chance...it CAN happen:erm:
 
JungleBoy said:
Anything is possible on the field of play...:erm:
It's highly unlikely that they will win it, but there is always a way.
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Ummm dude i agree with you anything is likely but we will need a lot of likely to win it. Our group is just horrible. Then quarters, semi and final to contend with?

Not even home advantage will help us. If we had at least made the AFCON i could say maybe but dude our team is just poor.

One thing being positive, another thing thinking the impossible can happen :D. They have my full support but there is a difference between supporting and being unrealistic.
 
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