Bachelors

With my luck my mates will probably organise me a male stripper :( Looks at OCie. LOL. Not to sure if I will survive, as long as I don't die of alcohol poisoning before the wedding it should be okay. i would rather puke it all out than keeping it all in and then feel really k@k the next day. Thanks for the advice keep it coming!
 
Splice said:
With my luck my mates will probably organise me a male stripper :( Looks at OCie. LOL. Not to sure if I will survive, as long as I don't die of alcohol poisoning before the wedding it should be okay. i would rather puke it all out than keeping it all in and then feel really k@k the next day. Thanks for the advice keep it coming!
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Well mate. Its inevitable that you will get drunk as hell.Just try keep to beer and cheat when they tell you to drink ;) ie pretend to take fat swigs etc. Other than that your screwed bru :D Have a blast.
 
lcbxx said:
Eat a lot of Vetkoek and Mince. The fat of the Vetkoek will increase your resistance to alcohol and Mince pukes a lot easier...

PS: deepening on how your bachelors turns out, you will very quickly realise who are your "friends" and who are your "pals"
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Yummy :sick:
 
Splice said:
So there is a 95% change of my bachelors being this weekend and a 50% chane of it being next weekend! Can anyone give me some tips on how to survive this. Note that all my friends are hard drinkers so passing out is inevitable.

Is there anything I could take before the bachelors to let me somehow survive this onslaught of drinks and perhaps random strippers ? I know Essentiale helps your liver cope but I need homemade remedies for how to not passout 3 hours into the bachelors.
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Hide. Or giveup and accept the inevitable.
 
Drink soda & lime between drinks, or when you feel you've had enough! It's looks like an alcoholic drink :D can pull a fast one on them!
Other then that - have a great time, and enjoy it, you're spose to get wasted on these things! One day you'll miss it - but bring a camera for memories in case you don't remember much! :)
 
JuneBug said:
Drink soda & lime between drinks, or when you feel you've had enough! It's looks like an alcoholic drink :D can pull a fast one on them!
Other then that - have a great time, and enjoy it, you're spose to get wasted on these things! One day you'll miss it - but bring a camera for memories in case you don't remember much! :)
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bad idea, keep the camera during the day, lose it when it starts to get going
 
Enjoy the strippers and remember to wash the glitter off before going home.
 
Mila said:
Enjoy the strippers and remember to wash the glitter off before going home.
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Thats why it should be a wknd thing, and the sunday should be spent recovering and cleaning urself up!
 
Splice said:
So there is a 95% change of my bachelors being this weekend and a 50% chane of it being next weekend! Can anyone give me some tips on how to survive this. Note that all my friends are hard drinkers so passing out is inevitable.

Is there anything I could take before the bachelors to let me somehow survive this onslaught of drinks and perhaps random strippers ? I know Essentiale helps your liver cope but I need homemade remedies for how to not passout 3 hours into the bachelors.
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As a bachelor’s gift I pass-on a tip confided in me by my drinking mentor. Originally intended to give you an edge in drinking competitions. A drinking competition is not usually something to get serious about. But when the loser has to pay a humongous bar bill, you don’t wanna lose.

The killer is dehydration (salt helps with this). Before the competition, go to the restroom and drink a solution of salt (available on the tables) & water – as salty as you can stand. Drink plenty of water. In your (frequent) trips to the restroom drink more water (this sounds silly if your tipple is beer, but it works). If you feel you are fading, do the salt trick again. This all won’t make you immune, but should allow you to drink more before passing-out.
 
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