bathroom door handle phobia ?

warchylde said:
When my fiance asks me why I am not kissing her anymore I am pointing her in your direction :p she will slap you around and call you Susan. :p
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Fiancé: Male.

Fiancée: Female.

:whistle:

I always get a crack out of guys talking about their man-wives :o :D
 
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You walk into a bathroom and see a dude finish peeing, he walks out the door straight after doing his thing.
Next thing is you shake hands with him... wouldn't you people be grossed out?? I mean its like you touching his weener.. in a way :D
 
blaaislaai said:
You walk into a bathroom and see a dude finish peeing, he walks out the door straight after doing his thing.
Next thing is you shake hands with him... wouldn't you people be grossed out?? I mean its like you touching his weener.. in a way :D
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I know! Kinda like having sex with a non-virgin is like putting your dick in the same place another guy did! It's like rubbing penises together :eek:

I love hyperbole :love:
 
blaaislaai said:
You walk into a bathroom and see a dude finish peeing, he walks out the door straight after doing his thing.
Next thing is you shake hands with him... wouldn't you people be grossed out?? I mean its like you touching his weener.. in a way :D
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Yes...and?? :-) The same is true for womaninz...bleh.
 
blaaislaai said:
You walk into a bathroom and see a dude finish peeing, he walks out the door straight after doing his thing.
Next thing is you shake hands with him... wouldn't you people be grossed out?? I mean its like you touching his weener.. in a way :D
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Are you suggesting my prick is dirty! :mad:
 
Lycanthrope said:
You could save yourself looking like a monkey if you just lift the seat with some toilet paper, flush with some toilet paper and open the door with some toilet paper and then bin the toilet paper :p

Just saying :p

lulz @ doing it the hard way :D
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No cz then I have to touch the toilet paper :D



:p

Lycanthrope said:
*stare*

It's called hygiene.

/mental note: Don't shake hands with Keeper. Ever.



Or Occie :erm:
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Hahahaha :)
 
czc said:
Are you suggesting my prick is dirty! :mad:
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So That's what I smelled on my drive home. Did you hang it out the window to dripdry :p

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I usually kick or push open with my ass, if I ahve to pull I grab a bunch of tissues and open it with the tissues... it's part of my OCD.
 
warchylde said:
Ok ok consider me schooled :p
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It's just a silly little thing, but it's kind of amusing when you hear butch guys talking about their "fiancé" :p

warchylde said:
So That's what I smelled on my drive home. Did you hang it out the window to dripdry :p
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LOL!

Pr⊕phet said:
hopefully that crack is pre-washed :erm:
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But of course :p

Helghast said:
I usually kick or push open with my ass, if I ahve to pull I grab a bunch of tissues and open it with the tissues... it's part of my OCD.
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Generally I avoid public restrooms but otherwise I tend to just use a sleeve and more often or not restroom doors aren't properly closed, so I just shoulder in :3
 
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Lycanthrope said:
It's just a silly little thing, but it's kind of amusing when you hear butch guys talking about their "fiancé" :p


LOL!



But of course :p



Generally I avoid public restrooms but otherwise I tend to just use a sleeve and more often or not restroom doors aren't properly closed, so I just shoulder in :3
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I have always wondered if there was another English word for it. Didn't want to bring afrikaans into it


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