BBC: credit crunch jokes

[Debbie]

Joking about the crisis

Jokes about the current financial crisis are spreading through offices, blogs and chat rooms. BBC News website readers have been sending us their own humorous views about the credit crunch.

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's
Rob, London, UK

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Tom, London, UK

I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds"- Mine or the banks?
Pyers Symon, Worcester

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Sottovoce , Cambridge, UK

Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...
David, Cambridge, UK

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[supersunbird]

ROFLcopter attack!

 

[lived666]

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Sottovoce , Cambridge, UK

I feel the pain on this one

 

[Kim_Webchick]

Those are brilliant at least we can still laugh about it.