Be careful who needs the loo

[zululami]

To be fair - I'll call an ambulance but you'll stay outside.

+1 ... And later bill you for the call if you recover

 

[ponder]

My Maid is terrified to open the door for anybody. She even refuses to open for Telkom or for deliveries! Good thing.

Maid will not open for anybody and will only speak to you via intercom. She will only let someone in if you tell her so and so from company X will be here at such and such a time.

 

[House]

Don't let ANYONE into your house

+1

 

[ISP cash cow]

My maid definitely won't let anyone in the house......cause I haven't got one

 

[Thugscub]

Bad luck bro hang in there.