Best ways to die

[DrJohnZoidberg]

See there is a "Worst ways to die" thread. Now that's just depressing

My three best methods of death:

1. Killed by giant falling anvil.
2. Killed by falling helicopter.
3. Killed by falling helicopter transporting a giant anvil.

 

[Azbubu]

Death by Snoo Snoo

 

[DrJohnZoidberg]

Death by Snoo Snoo

Hehe. Maybe I should add number 4

 

[Alan]

In a blaze of glory

 

[Hamster]

In a giant fireball crashing into an insurgent camp!


...or while having sex with someone's hot mom.

 

[copacetic]

Well timed heroin overdose, whilst having sex, in the middle of an orgasm.

Presuming I ever need to commit suicide, this is how I'd like to go.

 

[satanboy]

while shagging a corpse

you are already in the right place

 

[satanboy]

Well timed heroin overdose, whilst having sex, in the middle of an orgasm.

Presuming I ever need to commit suicide, this is how I'd like to go.

me too

 

[biometrics]

Drowning in honey

 

[VontD]

Death by Snoo Snoo

This.

However, if I'd ever really consider suicide I'd have to put some effort into making it an original attempt. Something like hijacking a rocket and flying yourself right into the face of the moon.

 

[Randux]

3. Killed by falling helicopter transporting a giant anvil.

ROFL you killed me there

 

[RiaX]

Simple final breath on a nice comfy bed

 

[satanboy]

Nicole Kidman smothering me with her crotch.

 

[mikeyb]

 

[thestaggy]

A shotgun to the dick.

 

[Maverick Jester]

Well timed heroin overdose, whilst having sex, in the middle of an orgasm.

Presuming I ever need to commit suicide, this is how I'd like to go.

This.

 

[be.plato]

The worst way to die would be one of the following:

Burning.
Eaten alive by dogs
eaten alive by any creatures...

 

[be.plato]

The best way to die would be the following:

In your sleep.

 

[b_crazy]

A shotgun to the dick.

You just reminded me of an old South Park episode when Butters kept shooting people in their dicks by mistake ahahaha!! Season 11 or 12 not sure haha!

 

[thestaggy]

You just reminded me of an old South Park episode when Butters kept shooting people in their dicks by mistake ahahaha!! Season 11 or 12 not sure haha!

Season 12, ''The China Probrem''

Cartman: Aww...dude. You shot him in the dick.
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just tryin to stop him and you said--
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.

Something similar comes from the Hot Tub Time Machine;

After being accused of trying to kill himself, Lou says;

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f###ing kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. A shotgun to the dick.