Beware of 3D TVs!

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Guys please don't derail this into another LCD plasma LED debate, let's keep it on topic.

 

[SirFooK'nG]

Only a doff yank would honestly think let alone try that bs.

 

[Bizkit87]

is this a 'the onion' article? WTF?

 

[wily me]

Guys please don't derail this into another LCD plasma LED debate, let's keep it on topic.

You need PP for that!

Seems to me 3D porn is dangerous.
I am trading my new LCD back today. I now also want a realistic 3D TV or must it be in the cinema?

 

[PostmanPot]

You need PP for that!

I am trading my new LCD back today. I now also want a realistic 3D TV or must it be in the cinema?

No you don't, you need provocative, trolling comments like these:

You need PP for that!

 

[Sinbad]

Remember this was cinema 3d - ie, passive.
I think Active shutter glasses would probably have protected her from flying semen, and given her a headache, thus proving doubly effective as contraceptives.

 

[Quantum Theory]

Does it work the other way? Can I impregnate a porn actress, while watching 3D porn?

 

[wily me]

No you don't, you need provocative, trolling comments like these:

He arrived! PP Tell me how good is active realistic porn on a 3D plasma? Will the darkest blacks help to elevate the experience or rather orgasm?

 

[APoc184]

Does it work the other way? Can I impregnate a porn actress, while watching 3D porn?

Better watch out! She might sue you for loss of income! (excuse the pun)

 

[SirFooK'nG]

Reversley, If I close 1 eye in life and no longer have my 3D depth perception, everything is fake ? Thats how idiotic that womans logic is!

Edit: Actually its her hubby thats the idiot, she's BS'ing him all the way and he is spooning it up....

 

[PostmanPot]

He arrived! PP Tell me how good is active realistic porn on a 3D plasma? Will the darkest blacks help to elevate the experience or rather orgasm?

Seeing as you are correct about darkest blacks, I'd have to say it would increase the experience, since contrast is important. You should ask Roman about 3D, though. He can explain the difference of lower res passive 3D, to higher res active 3D.

 

[wily me]

Seeing as you are correct about darkest blacks, I'd have to say it would increase the experience, since contrast is important. You should ask Roman about 3D, though. He can explain the difference of lower res passive 3D, to higher res active 3D.

Now the Key question, would the Plasma 3D TV make my wife pregnant and finally would the offspring "act" like you?

 

[PostmanPot]

Now the Key question, would the Plasma 3D TV make my wife pregnant and finally would the offspring "act" like you?

Depends if I was nailing your wife. Perhaps the offspring would turn out like you - inherent trolls. So I think we know what'd be best for her.

 

[Mr_Bee]

You need PP for that!

+1000 LOL

 

[Nerfherder]

Remember this was cinema 3d - ie, passive.
I think Active shutter glasses would probably have protected her from flying semen, and given her a headache, thus proving doubly effective as contraceptives.

I think if the plasma shoots out and hits you in the vagina... there is a serious problem

 

[Sinbad]

I think if the plasma shoots out and hits you in the vagina... there is a serious problem

Especially considering I don't have one! (plasma OR vagina)

 

[PostmanPot]

Or maybe as they wont have my defective genes they would become over opinionated out of date MyBB ex-sperts. Now that could be be a bugger. I would have to ban them critters of the MyBB forums then.

BTW you can still nail, at your age? In front of a Plasma?

It would be sad if your kids were couped up indoors their whole lives - without having friends, without reading forums, without going to the shops, etc.

I'm 24 - still a spring chicken!

 

[Park@82]

yep its fake.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Will the darkest blacks help to elevate the experience or rather orgasm?

Judging from the pic of the baby, it seems like it does.

 

[APoc184]

yep its fake.

Photoshopped?

I think I can tell by the pixels!