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BMW Joke

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line BMW and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up, as the aroma was immediately quite pungent. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to **** yourself when I tell you the price!"
 
Christa123 said:
I totally agree :D
A Merc is the way to go! :P
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Geez. I get women to join MyADSL through my pure manliness! *Chuffed with self*

To be honest, I feel it depends on what you want to do with the car! I like Audi a fair amount, but if I had really silly money to spend, I'd go Porsche
 
Holy Shhhh...I typed BMWsucks.com and there is a website :D

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Messugga said:
Geez. I get women to join MyADSL through my pure manliness! *Chuffed with self*

To be honest, I feel it depends on what you want to do with the car! I like Audi a fair amount, but if I had really silly money to spend, I'd go Porsche
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You have pure class and sense.

Nothing hugs the road like a Porsche..

Supercar for the price of a VW...

Can't go wrong...
 
Which Porsche? 991 or pauper Porsche --> Boxter :p
 
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