Booster pills

Baxteen said:
dont come with your religious BS to cover how jealous you are while knowing you would never be able to handle my situation because of your narrow world view.

go cry to your imaginary friend somewhere else this is a Friday thread if you dont like it dont open it.
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Exactly, it's a Friday thread so expect humor.


My next questions are

Are you Zulu and how much is your lobola? Is this a loophole, so you only have to pay for one wife while your 2nd GF has her lobola paid by her husband?

How do you all decide which restaurant to go to, do the men play rock paper scissors to decide since all the women can't choose?

How did you divide your will, does the wife get the ol ANC two thirds majority or is it split more like a government of national unity?
 
Baxteen said:
dont come with your religious BS to cover how jealous you are while knowing you would never be able to handle my situation because of your narrow world view.

go cry to your imaginary friend somewhere else this is a Friday thread if you dont like it dont open it.
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I only have the drama of a maximum of one significant other in my life, as @epah will verify that I only have a lowly naturally aspirated car and if I had more than one we would probably not make it up the hills.
 
Surely if it's a 3-day marathon then things should be better on day 2 and 3 for day 1 having happened?

Or is this not a stamina concern?
 
goody2 said:
Will try it out
Long weekend ahead, so I know what awaits.
Returning from a week long business trip as well.
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Send her for a cold shower if she still wants more after three rounds.
 
NR7 said:
Exactly, it's a Friday thread so expect humor.


My next questions are

Are you Zulu and how much is your lobola? Is this a loophole, so you only have to pay for one wife while your 2nd GF has her lobola paid by her husband?

How do you all decide which restaurant to go to, do the men play rock paper scissors to decide since all the women can't choose?

How did you divide your will, does the wife get the ol ANC two thirds majority or is it split more like a government of national unity?
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nope. not Zulu.
technically Afrikaans but I never speak it. I speak only English. but I type a lot worse than I speak.

myself and the second GF choose where we eat and pass ideas to my wife and her Husband.
when at home my wife cooks 70% of the time, second GF cooks 20% of the time, and I cook 10% of the time. GF's Husband has cooked once and my Wife helped. but on the odd occasion where we braai he does that.

My will and estate will only go to the wife. the two married couples are legally married and the wills are set up for those marriages.
 
Baxteen said:
nope. not Zulu.
technically Afrikaans but I never speak it. I speak only English. but I type a lot worse than I speak.

myself and the second GF choose where we eat and pass ideas to my wife and her Husband.
when at home my wife cooks 70% of the time, second GF cooks 20% of the time, and I cook 10% of the time. GF's Husband has cooked once and my Wife helped. but on the odd occasion where we braai he does that.

My will and estate will only go to the wife. the two married couples are legally married and the wills are set up for those marriages.
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Kinky! A lucky man ye are Baksteen
 
Baxteen said:
yeah, been in an open relationship since 2011.
been martried since 2016.
first GF and I have been together since 2021
second GF and I are coming up on a year now.

myself, my wife, my second GF and her husband are all moving in together into the same house in december.


Answers to the usual follow up questions:
does your wife get jelous? she knows she is the one for me, and if she had an issue with either GF and said so it would stop instantly, and she knows the same is true for her. and both GF's know this is how it works as well, so the GF's work to make sure my wife is also happy and never gets jelous. GF and wife even talks to each other before talking to me about when I spend time with who
does your wife know and is she ok with it? yes and yes.
does your wife have a BF or GF? both.
does it bother you if your wife is with her BF? no because then I am with one of the GF's
so if your wife has a GF do you also ..... ? wife and I have never had that oppertunity together but its not impossible in our current situation, it was impossible with other GF's either of us had.
is it not stupid expensive? yes and no. it works out pretty well, but Birthdays and Christmas gets very expensive
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That is a ****ing recipe for disaster.
 
Pax said:
In your 40's....you should be up to those demands. :unsure:However, I saw an ad of this stuff somewhere https://www.takealot.com/all?filter...p8eIdfeMVJfxzxv4ZCBoC_L0QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Why not try it and give us a report back? I however doubt any of those 'homeopathic' and non laboratory tested stuff will work. Should I need something like that I'd turn to well tested scientific developed goods.
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Its not the man turning 40 thats the problem - its the woman.

We were bobbing along for most of our marriage with a gradual decline in sex due to kids and work etc... I thought it was just going to continue like that till we were too old to naai.
Then she hits the norty forties and wants to go almost every night.
This is fine by me but was an adjustment to get back into the swing of things.
I had to work on my "fitness" and make sure I get to bed early so we don't stay up too late.

I don't need a pill yet but I'm concerned I might soon.
 
At the china shop you get tea for this purpose. I was working at a doctor's practice and a JMPD guy came up to me and asked what can he do, he had some of that tea 2 days ago and every time he drinks water his soldier stands on attention.

 
goody2 said:
Does anyone take booster pills for the bedroom.
Usually I don't, but when I have to example wife wants to go 3 days in a row I have a fear of not performing. Also I'm in in my forties.
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3 days in a row? Surely you mean 3 times in a row?

goody2 said:
I usually get the AK47 tablets (take a half), not the capsule, and tornado works well.
Others I've tried gives me headaches.
Any other suggestions as I can't seem to find those as easily as I used to.
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That stuff is BS.

Just get some tadalafil (original brand name Cialis) from one of those dodgy looking steroid fitness supplement websites. Take an 8th, if it doesn't work well enough take a quarter. Lasts 24-36 hours and at that low a dose you can even take it daily without side effects.
 
goody2 said:
Does anyone take booster pills for the bedroom.
Usually I don't, but when I have to example wife wants to go 3 days in a row I have a fear of not performing. Also I'm in in my forties.
I usually get the AK47 tablets (take a half), not the capsule, and tornado works well.
Others I've tried gives me headaches.
Any other suggestions as I can't seem to find those as easily as I used to.
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Have dates and almonds, you'll be at it like a rabbit....
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Once you start to worry about performance it gets in your head, and then performance will become an issue.

It's not uncommon to start having issues around your mid forties. Any doc can give you Cialis, but at around R50 a pop it's a bit pricey.
You can try Vital Enduramax from dis-chem, but can't say they really work in the bedroom. There's also Ginko/Ginseng/Horny goat weed supplements but I can't vouch for those either.

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I see AK47 and Tornado contain ginseng. Apparently theres also a brand of Tornado that contains tadalafil, an active ingredient in cialis.
 
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