Boy, 14, blows himself up

As a child used to take the toilet spray's from the house bathrooms and then would go make a fire in the koppie behind our house and throw one in at a time and wait for it to explode. I would take cover a safe distance away though. I got the beating of my life when I had to come clean when my mom confronted me after realizing something is amiss and that the household is going through a crap load of toilet spray.

Poor kid. Very sad.

Yeah me too. My brother and I were doing the same when the can he had thrown into the fire rolled off the top at the moment I was supposed to explode. What to do next? Of course... use a meter-long stick to poke the swollen can back onto the fire. It exploded almost instantly!
 
At a biker bash a few years ago some oke threw a bottle of chain lube into the bonfire we had going (it was late so no one around). I heard a big bang and just saw coals shoot up - some of them got stuck in the acacia tree that hung over the fire pit.

Epic night under the coal tree :D

Done that too when we had our final appy braai . Needless to say , we had to restart the fire
 
Sigh. I wish age made it better. We once had a great Guy Fawkes night next to the Vaal. Lost of fireworks, a straw effigy on a raft.
When we started setting up one of the fireworks fell and the stick broke off. A decent beer can sized rocket, we decided not to waste it and still shoot it off. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
One guy did all the lighting, while we stood a safe distance away. Everything went great, until he lit the broken one. Instead of shooting up in the air, it came barreling in our direction at groin height. :wtf: Luckily everyone could jump out of the way and it screamed past, going off over the river in front of a booze cruise filled with very surprised partygoers.
I still get chills thinking of that thing flying towards me.
 
When i saw the thread this morning i thought it said Boy 14 blows himself... so now when I see it's at four pages I start wondering why a 14 year old contortionist would attract so much attention. Yes, the internets have ruined me.
 
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