Bush or no Bush?

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garp said:
Ah well, you'll have to convince me first that the men and women who actually built our civilization spent their energy waxing and trimming,
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The men and women who built our civilization also didn't cut their hair or bath often.
 
Noquarter said:
Nice and clean with small hitler mustache above black hole

Wouldn't mind bush if it wasn't for the hygienic factor.....old piss and crushed pea shells stuck in the great spaghetti monster :sick:
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That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back. :sick:
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)
 
guys, you must wipe back to front AND front to back. if you wipe front to back you risk pushing hair up your rectum which can cause in infection, if you push back to front you risk pushing the crap between your legs. it's not a science :p this is like debating which way to wipe your dishes

also, i am smooth down there and it's hell, never again, for now on i'll trim
 
STS said:
guys, you must wipe back to front AND front to back. if you wipe front to back you risk pushing hair up your rectum which can cause in infection, if you push back to front you risk pushing the crap between your legs. it's not a science :p this is like debating which way to wipe your dishes

also, i am smooth down there and it's hell, never again, for now on i'll trim
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duuuuude... the visuals... no, just no...
 
fanie.dry said:
duuuuude... the visuals... no, just no...
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cousin had to have an operation where they practically pulled a wig out of his ass full of puss, changed my technique very soon after that ;) i have the body of a wookie so i am obviously at risk :p
 
STS said:
cousin had to have an operation where they practically pulled a wig out of his ass full of puss, changed my technique very soon after that ;) i have the body of a wookie so i am obviously at risk :p
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haha body of wookie... LOL fortunately i don't grow my own jersey, or any other garment on any other part of my body
 
Compton_effect said:
That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back. :sick:
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)
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:sick:

fckit man - it's lunchtime

and of what relevance is the fact that you were told this by a mining engineer?

You sure it wasn't a spelunker?
 
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The SO and I prefer smooth and it's been like that for quite a while.

We all have body hair, but why must there be bush in that particular area?
 
rph72 said:
The SO and I prefer smooth and it's been like that for quite a while.

We all have body hair, but why must there be bush in that particular area?
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Most body hair humans have left is due to sweat management. Eyebrows stop sweat from running into your eyes.
Pubic hair traps pheromones and and also display sexual maturity. Its no surprise that the two bits that get really sweaty, your armpits and groin have body hair.

But that does not answer why I'm getting hair in my ears! FFS!
 
Even my hairs are starting to grow hairs now, gotta trim them soon.
 
I'm happy with anything other than completely untamed bush, as long as it's clean.

I alternate between shaved and trimmed.
 
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