Bush or no Bush?

[Zewp]

Ah well, you'll have to convince me first that the men and women who actually built our civilization spent their energy waxing and trimming,

The men and women who built our civilization also didn't cut their hair or bath often.

 

[Compton_effect]

Nice and clean with small hitler mustache above black hole

Wouldn't mind bush if it wasn't for the hygienic factor.....old piss and crushed pea shells stuck in the great spaghetti monster

That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back.
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)

 

[faniebraai]

That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back.
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)

why o why am I still reading this... i must be into self mutilation.

 

[ScottulusMaximus]

That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back.
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)

You can **** right off my friend! Christ and now I have to eat lunch...

 

[Zewp]

That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back.
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)

This goes for guys too. If you want head, wipe yourself properly from front to back.

 

[faniebraai]

Fsck me, I don't even know if it is physically possible to wipe back to front, how does one do that? o my god i feel nauseous.

 

[Zewp]

Fsck me, I don't even know if it is physically possible to wipe back to front, how does one do that? o my god i feel nauseous.

Usually people who remain seated to wipe.

 

[STS]

guys, you must wipe back to front AND front to back. if you wipe front to back you risk pushing hair up your rectum which can cause in infection, if you push back to front you risk pushing the crap between your legs. it's not a science this is like debating which way to wipe your dishes

also, i am smooth down there and it's hell, never again, for now on i'll trim

 

[faniebraai]

Usually people who remain seated to wipe.

Que? I wipe the recommended direction and remain seated. You get up to wipe?

 

[faniebraai]

guys, you must wipe back to front AND front to back. if you wipe front to back you risk pushing hair up your rectum which can cause in infection, if you push back to front you risk pushing the crap between your legs. it's not a science this is like debating which way to wipe your dishes

also, i am smooth down there and it's hell, never again, for now on i'll trim

duuuuude... the visuals... no, just no...

 

[STS]

duuuuude... the visuals... no, just no...

cousin had to have an operation where they practically pulled a wig out of his ass full of puss, changed my technique very soon after that i have the body of a wookie so i am obviously at risk

 

[faniebraai]

cousin had to have an operation where they practically pulled a wig out of his ass full of puss, changed my technique very soon after that i have the body of a wookie so i am obviously at risk

haha body of wookie... LOL fortunately i don't grow my own jersey, or any other garment on any other part of my body

 

[AfricanTech]

That disturbing moment when you discover she wipes back-to-front, not front-to-back.
(Scary story, once told to me by a mining engineer.)

fckit man - it's lunchtime

and of what relevance is the fact that you were told this by a mining engineer?

You sure it wasn't a spelunker?

 

[Compton_effect]

fckit man - it's lunchtime

and of what relevance is the fact that you were told this by a mining engineer?

You sure it wasn't a spelunker?

Just the sheer irony of it all. Its fascinating the topics that get discussed, when you are stuck on a mine in some godforsaken spot on the planet.

 

[rph72]

The SO and I prefer smooth and it's been like that for quite a while.

We all have body hair, but why must there be bush in that particular area?

 

[Compton_effect]

The SO and I prefer smooth and it's been like that for quite a while.

We all have body hair, but why must there be bush in that particular area?

Most body hair humans have left is due to sweat management. Eyebrows stop sweat from running into your eyes.
Pubic hair traps pheromones and and also display sexual maturity. Its no surprise that the two bits that get really sweaty, your armpits and groin have body hair.

But that does not answer why I'm getting hair in my ears! FFS!

 

[rph72]

Yip, hair everywhere. Ears and nose as well.

 

[Aghori]

Even my hairs are starting to grow hairs now, gotta trim them soon.

 

[PoisonedPawn]

But that does not answer why I'm getting hair in my ears! FFS!

Gives rise to the Afrikaans saying "to be shagged through the ears" (translated)

 

[Icarium]

I'm happy with anything other than completely untamed bush, as long as it's clean.

I alternate between shaved and trimmed.