Buttock recognition the future of user verification

[Derrick]

http://mybroadband.co.za/news/gadgets/41499-buttock-recognition-the-future-of-security.html

Put your fingerprint scanners away. Stand aside iris measurers. Buttocks are the new way to prove who you are...

 

[Shake&Bake]

Wys jou muis!!!

 

[FNfal]

Wys jou muis!!!

Hahahaaaaaa very funny bro

 

[Keeper]

how about just making it "weigh" the person, instead of using 360 something sensors and complicated technology that becomes a pain everytime you wear different clothing?

it would obviously check the weight every time the car starts, and leave some room for error (weight gained/lost, accessories in pockets/etc), but I just think its a simpler solution.

 

[Skerminkel]

Secure, my ass!

 

[Shake&Bake]

Secure, my ass!

I see what you did there

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Cap'n Browneye might be offended by this...

 

[The_Unbeliever]

It's just Bertillonage in another form...

 

[betty85]

"...driving away your motor." really? love the language transfer there...

 

[grok]

The recognition tends to be compromised by different clothes

For this to work we'd all have to drive nekkid!

 

[Derrick]

For some reason I think this technology is going to be the butt of many jokes.

That team of scientists really got the arse end of the research grants.

 

[FrancTheTank]

Until we return from holidays fatter and heavier.

Access Denied

 

[mercurial]

What next? Phallus recognition? Insert penis into car to start it?

 

[Mbuzi]

Can we have this technology in our parliament's entrance? At least a majority of our useless politicians will be denied entry as they grow big everyday

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Can we have this technology in our parliament's entrance? At least a majority of our useless politicians will be denied entry as they grow big everyday

 

[Creag]

This development must make them the butt-end of most jokes in the motoring industry.