re phoning the Ugly And Untalented Nolene - absolutely - tell the screener that you want to talk about whatever the subject is, then once you get on air, let rip.
(Howard Stern fans make a daily industry out of pranking a wide range of live TV and radio shows, using this method, to pees off people on Stern's behalf.
Tell the call screener whatever - and start off as normal once on air, then slide into the subject you REALLY called about.
The usual route is (for instance) once you get on air - "Hello, I'm a substantial stockholder in Merril Lynch, and I wanted to ask your guest a question.."
"Please go ahead."
"Thank you, I'm curious - according to Howard Stern you're a big fat disgusting pig - what do you think of that?"
"Er um er um, well-"
"Come on you big fat disgusting pig'"
" Er, let's take another call.."
Some days you get a series of three or more calls, each doing a Stern prank - so that the live studio person gets rapidly freaked out - given that they can't trust that the callers are actually going to say what they said they're going to talk about.
And no, provided you don't swear - no crime is being committed
Nolene's show lends itself to calls advertising "www.mybroadband.co.za"
- as a challenge, why not find fun ways to do a daily call, and work in an advert for this Forum?
The Fat and Ugly Nolene clearly lurves the camera pointing at her, and its LIVE - therefore its a beautiful daily marketing tool, to tens of thousands of viewers, to let them them know that Telkom sucks, and that this Forum is the place to be.