DigitalSoldier
Honorary Master
Much closer than a Caster Semenya race anyway. And let's face it, South Africa's most famous football star (because a political football is what she has become) is not just winning the race on the track, she is winning it in the column inch department as well. Hayibo HQ even got a press release on the subject from that most eloquent of spokespeople Floyd "sleeping around means sleeping around" Shivambu.
In it he said: "The ANC YL has interacted with Athletics South Africa and established that there was never a legitimate test conducted on Caster Semenya and all basic principles of medical tests are grossly violated. The ANC YL calls on the IAAF to distance itself from the Australian Media reports, and in line with basic medical ethics illegitimate any test done on Caster Semenya without her concern. Even if a test is done, the ANC YL will never accept the categorisation of Caster Semenya as a hermaphrodite, because in South Africa and the entire world of sanity, such does not exist. The basic, traditional and known method to determine gender has classified Caster Semenya as female and to us she will remain a female..."
Yes, Hayibo may be the second best source of made up news after the SABC, but some stuff even we can't make up. Where did they find the people who wrote this? Probably on the backseat of a chaffeur driven a BMW 750i. It's as good a place as any to start looking!
Just got this email from Hayibo