Talking about being bombed...
I know this is off topic, but you soooooo reminded me of this email I recieved this morning:
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Antidisestablishmentarianism (I cant say that now)
3. Loquacious
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. No kebab for me, thank you
5. I'm not interested in fighting you
6. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination
7. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street
8. You're right; I can't jump over that table.
9. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing