Chicken strips

[upup]

I bought chicken strips from the local take away shop. I ate them and they were okay. The dog and cat looked at me while eating them. I decided to leave one for the cat. I place it in the cat bowl. The cat just gave one smell and carry on with her Whiskas pellets. I called the dog, he was also not interest in this chicken. My question, What did I eat.

 

[satanboy]

Horse

 

[bwana]

Horse

You're not going to confuse horse meat with chicken.

 

[satanboy]

You're not going to confuse horse meat with chicken.

Are the wings smaller?

 

[bwana]

Are the wings smaller?

Good luck trying to find winged horses these days - they went into hiding along with the unicorns.

@OP - they were probably those vegetarian "chicken" strips.

 

[HavocXphere]

Cats are fussy AF. Dog not eating it on the other hand is bad news...try not to die OK?

 

[adrianx]

[video=youtube;IYMuSvXZ3ow]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYMuSvXZ3ow[/video]

 

[Sinbad]

Are the wings smaller?

Like on a Buffalo

 

[Dave]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was some sort of show put on by @Grant

 

[upup]

Mine look like this, but thinner and very curly.

 

[bwana]

Mine look like this, but thinner and very curly.

Calamari?

 

[satanboy]

...
Mine look like this, but thinner and very curly.

prawns?

 

[B@rrels]

My late friend ate something like that..

 

[bwana]

My late friend ate something like that..

So chicken strips can lead to tardiness?

 

[Dave]

My late friend ate something like that..

and it killed them?

 

[Grant]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was some sort of show put on by @Grant

no no, i'n no chicken
however, a chicken strip show can be arranged

 

[Dave]

no no, i'n no chicken
however, a chicken strip show can be arranged

When I said a show put on by Grant, I meant as in you organising it

 

[Hosehead]

It's MSM or MDM
It can kill you if infected spine BSE is ground up but it's rare
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat

 

[Sinbad]

crumbed salmon(ella)