chicks are snakes!

I felt like typing out a long rant...but I'm not going to. I don't wan't to ruin my morning thinking of woman, their behaviour and getting flamed.
 
Girls don't have as many self pity parties as men and that is the reason why you don't see threads entitled: Men are bastards etc on this forum. Even though the majority are ;)

Whatever you snake in the grass!
 
I need to ask the "women-haters" here: Are you gay?
I mean, how else are you getting laid?
Surely, it cant be because of your scintilating personality or your great sense of humour or godlike good looks?
Don't you tire of fapping?
 
I need to ask the "women-haters" here: Are you gay?
I mean, how else are you getting laid?
Surely, it cant be because of your scintilating personality or your great sense of humour or godlike good looks?
Don't you tire of fapping?

Ag, I did a search in google for "gay + fapping" and thought you guys having a circle jerk....dammit! *sigh*

lol

DellFan....move on. It aint worth it. Womaninz are scary things. Looks at some spiders. The female eats the male after giving her the love juice! Be thankful you got away with all appendages in tack and go find yourself a nice lady that knows what she wants. This one does not seem to know.

*poppes a synap forte* - me allowed....have a medical reason mmmmkay!!!!????

bye bye :-)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
*hugs LangSlang* how you buddy....feels like forever! Wheres ChilliBitch....just need her and we can have a partay! Kage already here with snacks! lol

:D Lol I'm good thanks, you?

CGs in TK postwhoring as usual. (don't tell her I said that)
 
8 year olds... dude.

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today was kinda crap felt so hungover at work! Anyway im kinda over her already and drinking away your sorrows really help i see, i should do this more often
 
there is another dude in the picture... sorry bro...
 
I know I'm flogging a dead horse here but... in general... women have bigger balls than men. In my experience women can come off as harder and colder than men because they're just not as stupid and have more realistic expectations than we do.

Here are some random ramblings about woman in general. Make of them what you will.

There really isn't that much difference between what women and men want from a relationship. The difference is that women generally have it better figured out.

On the whole there are more decent women around than decent men which is why women are quicker to kick a useless man to the curb and move on while men tend not to want to believe that they have the wrong one.

Men also tend to confuse a pragmatic woman with a bad one. Chances are if she's hardened her heart to you it's because you have failed in some way.

Men these days are kind of wussyish and don't realise how being whiney and complaining about their problems turn women off. Women do want tough guys despite the whole metrosexual thing and the whole getting in touch with your feminine side thing. Get in touch with your feminine side by all means but do it quietly. Sharing problems and emotional support from a woman comes once you have proved you can provide it for yourself and also only much later in the relationship. Men ARE supposed to provide this for women from the start - thats just the way it is.

Guys these days (and I've been guilty of this myself) seem to think their lives will be sorted and happy once they meet the right woman instead of sorting their own life and happiness and then finding a partner. This is how it works.

The reward for being a good, strong man is having your woman treat you as though you are one and as if you had the biggest, nicest dick ever. When a woman is into you she secret likes that you leave your dirty socks on the floor, burp and fart and never put the toilet seat down.
 
Agreed!!
Was she coloured? I hate coloured girls, except maybe on a Friday or Saturday night lol...
 
O dear another lady talking about her feelings... and its arranged into paragraphs and sheat.
You girls should really rather go get ur hair done or something.
 
This forum needs a serious injection of testosterone .... so many emo threads by GUYS.
 
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