Condom query-Need help please

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Recently I discovered why I couldnt maintain an erection during intercourse.

Normal condoms are too small. Now I'm not here to brag as this has become a real problem for me.

What I'm asking is : does anyone out there know where I can find condoms of a larger than normal size.

According to this chart: http://www.condom-sizes.org/finding-your-perfect-condom-size-in-three-fast-steps
I need a condom of width 58-60mm.

Does anyne know of anywhere in Joburg that sells condoms of the Large-Xtra large variety?(preferrably central/north western joburg.

Thanks so much for the help
A desperate man.
 
...it's the only way
 

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I found durex to be more comfortable than other brands, especially those govt ones which are way too tight. I've seen "king size" for sale at garages etc but alas, no need (because I'm happily married and wife has a mirena :p)
 
JustThisOnce said:
Recently I discovered why I couldnt maintain an erection during intercourse.

Normal condoms are too small. Now I'm not here to brag as this has become a real problem for me.

What I'm asking is : does anyone out there know where I can find condoms of a larger than normal size.

According to this chart: http://www.condom-sizes.org/finding-your-perfect-condom-size-in-three-fast-steps
I need a condom of width 58-60mm.

Does anyne know of anywhere in Joburg that sells condoms of the Large-Xtra large variety?(preferrably central/north western joburg.

Thanks so much for the help
A desperate man.
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Hey man, relax, you're not the only one... and there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Durex XXL
Order online... but I never liked Durex, I found they break more than they should, at least one in three.

I prefer Contempo. (They the guys who make "rough rider") The "Wet n' Wild" ones are my best!
The shape is completely different, and not a single one has broke on me.

I stopped at a petrol station and they didn't have my preferred brand... Whatever you do... don't use "performer" or "endurance" condoms... in any range. I bought a pack of Durex "performer" thinking they were the thicker, more heavy duty ones, but alas... they scarred me mentally for MONTHS! I wasn't prepared for the sensations of awesomeness to disappear without a trace a few minutes into the magic... I thought I damaged a nerve or something... damn sodium benzoate.

After that incident, I would lose my erection the second I felt latex on the tip... I had to "re-train" my brain if you can imagine... practicing alone... getting my friend to trust condoms again.

So maybe try that... "practice" on your own with various brands and sizes... and get a feel for it. It's important you TRUST the condom to not only NOT BREAK, but to not do your gentleman bits a disservice.

Good luck, if you need further info, pm me
 
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So what you are saying is that your penis is scared of condoms?
 
Hamster said:
So what you are saying is that your penis is scared of condoms?
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My penis is scared of many things...

1) Stairway handrails (which is why I don't rail slide)
2) 4-5 year old toddlers (their head is at crotch height... and they RUN full tilt into you)
3) An angry woman's knee (obvs)
4) An inside leg kick (gotta close the door)
5) A catheter
6) low flying aircraft
7) cricket balls

and yes... you can add "Desensitizing Condoms" as number 8.
For a few moments... I thought I broke my penis... let me just tell you, that is absolutely terrifying.
 
OverKill69 said:
My penis is scared of many things...

1) Stairway handrails (which is why I don't rail slide)
2) 4-5 year old toddlers (their head is at crotch height... and they RUN full tilt into you)
3) An angry woman's knee (obvs)
4) An inside leg kick (gotta close the door)
5) A catheter
6) low flying aircraft
7) cricket balls

and yes... you can add "Desensitizing Condoms" as number 8.
For a few moments... I thought I broke my penis... let me just tell you, that is absolutely terrifying.
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No feeling eh? Ever considered that your penis might be a psychopath?
 
Seems a reaction to the penis being covered by latex is not as rare as people thought.
Apparently it happens quite a bit, and the brain needs to be trained to accept a condom.

Not having had to use condoms for many years, the sojourn into a swingers lifestyle changed that, and larger than average condoms were a very real problem.
Fortunately a friend goes through to the USA almost on a monthly basis, and he brought back Trojan Magnum XL, which fit well, and don't constrict the penis.
See if you can get some of them from someone going to the USA at some stage.
 
Personally I have to make a black garbage bag fit. It's a bit tight at first, I'll admit, but after it stretches a bit it fits just perfect :)
 
@JustThisOnce, why not go to an adult shop like Luv Land or something similar? Surely a place like that must stock a wider range of product than the likes of Dischem?
 
McT said:
@JustThisOnce, why not go to an adult shop like Luv Land or something similar? Surely a place like that must stock a wider range of product than the likes of Dischem?
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Indeed, or perhaps have a look online.

I am pretty darn curious now though. What are the chances OP might pull a Shaun108? :D
 
OverKill69 said:
My penis is scared of many things...

1) Stairway handrails (which is why I don't rail slide)
2) 4-5 year old toddlers (their head is at crotch height... and they RUN full tilt into you)
3) An angry woman's knee (obvs)
4) An inside leg kick (gotta close the door)
5) A catheter
6) low flying aircraft
7) cricket balls

and yes... you can add "Desensitizing Condoms" as number 8.
For a few moments... I thought I broke my penis... let me just tell you, that is absolutely terrifying.
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I know the feeling i used the spray,apparentlky when they say just one squirt they mean it :D:whistle:
 
The standard sized Contempo condoms are slightly bigger than the standard sized Durex, for a start.
 
Seems different countries also manufacture different sized condoms, according to the average size in that country.
Pretty sure a standard size in Japan, Korea or one of the other Eastern countries will differ in size to condoms manufactured in South Africa, Brazil or similar countries.
 
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