Constipation

pfft, get Coloprep from a pharmacy (Prescription needed) That will clean you out for sure :D

I used it before a Colonoscopy. Man does that work quickly :o
 
So this is an embarassing topic to bring up and I await a plethora of "you're full of #$%#" jokes, but this is something I struggle with fairly frequently.

I have tried several solutions (most doctors prescribing morvicol) or some similar substance that draws water into the bowels. While this works it has several unpleasant side effects such as bloating, runny stool etc.

I bombarded myself with a mixture of laxette and epsom salts this weekend (Havent passed anything substantial in two weeks) and all I got was a ton of gas and some insubstantial passings.

Last night I decided to drink a few beers and low and behold a perfect morning.

This is not the first time alcohol has saved me in this way - yet a search on google displays nothing on this. A few stories like mine where alcohol helps people but no articles etc.

So in summation - does anyone else suffer with this? What can I do?

I eat fiber - I drink tons of water - Dr diagnosed me with IBS - although no real battery of tests was done to confirm, apparently IBS is diagnosed though a "lack of diagnosis"

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I'm blood type A, so I eat rye bread (R14.99) and soya bread (R11.99). Helps alot. Anything wholewheat, brown bread, white bread and wholegrain/multigrain makes me constipated.
 
Down a 1.5 litre bottle of guava juice in about an hour. The Spar guava juice is nice and thick.
 
I'm blood type A, so I eat rye bread (R14.99) and soya bread (R11.99). Helps alot. Anything wholewheat, brown bread, white bread and wholegrain/multigrain makes me constipated.

A+ or A-? Also, that should have nothing to do with constipation. I am A- and have had it only once due to appendicitis with a ton of morphine, then another surgery with more morphine right after (totally about a week in bed with morphine without counting all the knockouts they give).
 
I'm A+ eat what I want when I want and I have no problem taking a crap...

What does your blood type have anything to do with it?
 
I'm A+ eat what I want when I want and I have no problem taking a crap...

What does your blood type have anything to do with it?

Technically A blood group are vegetarians.

Read meat protein and minerals in our blood group is not easily or as effectively absorb as vegetable and dairy based proteins.


To the average guy he won't see much difference, but to a bodybuilder it makes a huge difference.

Since we need less plant protein to deliver a result that would require more red meat based protein.

Eating according to your blood group makes a big difference.
 
Suffered for years. Now a glass of hot water at 5am and I'm fixed for the day :D:D
6am and 9am. Can check my watch.

I hang my head.........been blocked since Friday. Normicol, Prunes, Dulcolax,liquid paraffin,and loads of husk and water. Passing little rock hard marbles now and then.
What's a good once off BOMB!!!
 
I hang my head.........been blocked since Friday. Normicol, Prunes, Dulcolax,liquid paraffin,and loads of husk and water. Passing little rock hard marbles now and then.
What's a good once off BOMB!!!

A Galaxy Note 7?
 
I hang my head.........been blocked since Friday. Normicol, Prunes, Dulcolax,liquid paraffin,and loads of husk and water. Passing little rock hard marbles now and then.
What's a good once off BOMB!!!
Surge salts. Drink it and stay at home. Be sure to not he tired because if you fall asleep on the couch you will NOT make it...

It comes in a greenish box with packets inside.
 
I hang my head.........been blocked since Friday. Normicol, Prunes, Dulcolax,liquid paraffin,and loads of husk and water. Passing little rock hard marbles now and then.
What's a good once off BOMB!!!

KFC Zinger.
 
I hang my head.........been blocked since Friday. Normicol, Prunes, Dulcolax,liquid paraffin,and loads of husk and water. Passing little rock hard marbles now and then.
What's a good once off BOMB!!!

ENEMA - you cant go wrong!
 
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