Coppers told to shape up for 2010

[shadowfox]

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2474539,00.html

Provincial police commissioner Rex Machabi is encouraging chubby crime-busters to trim down in preparation for protecting tourists during the 2010 Soccer World Cup.

I don't know why all the fuss. Cops these days simply have to hop on the spot and the shaking earth will bring the perps down (along with all the buildings in the area).

 

[Mila]

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2474539,00.html



I don't know why all the fuss. Cops these days simply have to hop on the spot and the shaking earth will bring the perps down (along with all the buildings in the area).

LOLZ!!!!!

 

[Blaze786]

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2474539,00.html



I don't know why all the fuss. Cops these days simply have to hop on the spot and the shaking earth will bring the perps down (along with all the buildings in the area).

Haha

 

[Balstrome]

The words, "You can't catch me, you fat git" comes to mind.

 

[Albereth]

I saw a female traffis the other day and I was amazed at her ability to stand still for so long. When I went closer I noticed that she had a motorbike wedged between her butt cheeks.

 

[marine1]

I saw a female traffis the other day and I was amazed at her ability to stand still for so long. When I went closer I noticed that she had a motorbike wedged between her butt cheeks.

ROFLMAO

 

[brixton tower]

I saw a female traffis the other day and I was amazed at her ability to stand still for so long. When I went closer I noticed that she had a motorbike wedged between her butt cheeks.

You Nasty But seriously though I sometimes wonder what happens when a clearly overweight officer is in a situation where they have to chase a suspect on foot- say like in a crowded area? I mean, he/she will be out of breath with a couple of matters and the crook will be long gone.

 

[gpe]

You'd be amazed at how much stamina some of them have perhaps through sheer velocity of movement. I don't claim to understand it but they can move it!

Provincial police commissioner Rex Machabi is encouraging chubby crime-busters to trim down in preparation for protecting tourists during the 2010 Soccer World Cup.

So much for the 'get in shape' or you're fired system

 

[Guest 20221009]

Used to think that chubby cops where useless..I got the shock of my life when a bunch of them ran after a heist suspect, up a flight of stairs..

They proved to be very swift. maybe it was also an anger thing, cos the robbers had just killed one of their own in Rosebank (2005 November).

But they still need to shape up, it should be a requirement. Like they do in the airline industry with eye tests and stuff.

 

[shadowfox]

Used to think that chubby cops where useless..I got the shock of my life when a bunch of them ran after a heist suspect, up a flight of stairs..

They proved to be very swift. maybe it was also an anger thing, cos the robbers had just killed one of their own in Rosebank (2005 November).

But they still need to shape up, it should be a requirement. Like they do in the airline industry with eye tests and stuff.

Maybe once they get up to speed they use momentum to keep going

 

[Blaze786]

I can honestly say they really have been shaping up!!!

Only problem is... looks like the shape the chose is a CIRCLE

 

[Guest 20221009]

Maybe once they get up to speed they use momentum to keep going

Bwahaha..

But true.

p = m * v after all

 

[TheHiveMind]

I can honestly say they really have been shaping up!!!

Only problem is... looks like the shape the chose is a CIRCLE

bwahahaha

Usually you look someone up and down, with some of these cops you gotta look around

 

[Flanders]

I saw a female traffis the other day and I was amazed at her ability to stand still for so long. When I went closer I noticed that she had a motorbike wedged between her butt cheeks.

Chirp of the month!!

 

[chrisonderstall]

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