Count Syllables - Telkom Haiku

[UncleHo]

(the standard structure for basic Haiku is 3 lines - made up of
5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables)

-For Telkom:

Telkom is a whore,
a state sponsored profit bitch,
swallowing our cash.
-
now the Internet
like a hidden pearl-
unattainable.

-for the Department of Communications and ICASA

you primitive sluts,
to me meaningless
describes you.
-
what part of the dead
from the Apartheid Struggle,
condones bribery?

-for My Adsl

repeatedly cry:
'cannot afford a lawyer'
helps maintain the status quo
-
worries about speeds,
while being sodomized and raped
seems questionable.

 

[jabulani]

Personally I prefer the Clerihew ( 4 lines rhymed AABB ):

Mr Matthyser and Mr White
Are really really sh1te
The cap
Is just plain cr@p