Cow kills and eats teacher

[Excalibur]

“I thought I couldn’t be surprised anymore, but this is totally different. This is something we’ve never seen before.” Speaking on behalf of the Mthethandaba family, Ludidi told Daily Sun he met with four animal health experts who said that with a diseased animal anything can happen.

Link.

 

[supersunbird]

Ah yes, African fairy tale times:

'Magic penis' killing set for trial date | News24

The 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic, invisible penis to sleep with women, will have a trial date set soon.

www.news24.com

 

[genetic]

Africa...

 

[gregmcc]

magic penis

 

[ForceFate]

Daily Sun

 

[genetic]

We expect nothing less from the Daily Sun.

 

[Rickster]

Im 100% sure they are the South African division of the Onion News Network.

 

[genetic]

Im 100% sure they are the South African division of the Onion News Network.

Unfortunately the Onion is satire. The shyte that happens here in Africa would be satire anywhere else in the world.

 

[CAPS LOCK]

Mad cow.

 

[TysonRoux]

Puzzled by the title, opened the link and saw the image and thought, ah cannibalism.

 

[Hemi300c]

Pitty the pigs didn't eat that biatch mp

 

[ponder]

Someone please send a lightning to strike that cow and Excalibur too while you're at it.

 

[Rickster]

Someone please send a lightning to strike that cow and Excalibur too while you're at it.

Done.

 

[WesleyDB]

I blame vegetarians and vegans for this

 

[Dave]

 

[Flanders]

More chance that the cow ate the teacher out surely?

 

[ForceFate]

Real version

Rabies vaccinations for Qumbu animals after cow attack killed woman

Cows and other domestic animals in the Qumbu region of the Eastern Cape will be vaccinated against rabies from Wednesday after a cow bit the leg of a school teacher who subsequently died.

www.timeslive.co.za

 

[The_Ogre]

Sounds like a load of bullshit to me

 

[Flanders]

Real version

Rabies vaccinations for Qumbu animals after cow attack killed woman

Cows and other domestic animals in the Qumbu region of the Eastern Cape will be vaccinated against rabies from Wednesday after a cow bit the leg of a school teacher who subsequently died.

www.timeslive.co.za

Hahaha, well now that's ever so slightly dialled back.

 

[Dan C]