I'd just drive thru them.
Put the car in 1st gear, rev the hell outta the engine and drop the clutch.
If they jump out the way, good for both parties. If not, bad for both parties.
Seriously, this pisses me off. They infringe on our basic right for education and security, they reinforce racial stereotypes that we're trying to eradicate and then hide behind the "I'm poor, so educate me for free" card? Everyone has to pay their dues. If they can't, they have to make a civil plan, not resort to this barbarity.
Disclaimer: 1st 3 sentences are a joke. No matter how tempting that would be, I'd not do that without very good reason.