Craziest Sprinter Ever (Abby Steiner Makes History)

[lexity]

Over 200m this woman is a machine....

.... genetic enhancements, maybe?

Title changed from 'White women can't sprint? Fat white woman blows competition away' to 'Craziest Sprinter Ever (Abby Steiner Makes History)'.

p.s. Have a sense of humor, for God's sake, people.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Fat, lolz, calling Abby Steiner overweight, what a **** you are.

 

[gregmcc]

Fat?! Are we watching the same video? You have a warped definition of fat.

 

[WaxLyrical]

That's 100% pure muscle.

 

[Fulcrum29]

To think that Lexity won't wave back at this woman.

 

[lexity]

Wow, thought I'd take the afternoon off and go fishing...

that's 3 trigger-fish in less than 15 minutes.

(head n hands, waxlyrical)

 

[Fulcrum29]

Wow, thought I'd take the afternoon off and go fishing...

that's 3 trigger-fish in less than 15 minutes.

We get it, you have an acquired taste.

 

[gregmcc]

Funny one. Bored?

 

[WaxLyrical]

Wow, thought I'd take the afternoon off and go fishing...

that's 3 trigger-fish in less than 15 minutes.

(head n hands, waxlyrical)

You can go fish now.

 

[Fulcrum29]

You can go fish now.

The guy who can't see the fish for the ocean.

 

[bwana]

Wow, thought I'd take the afternoon off and go fishing...

that's 3 trigger-fish in less than 15 minutes.

(head n hands, waxlyrical)

I can fix that.

 

[lexity]

Saviour, on white horse, incoming?

 

[lexity]

Right on cue.

Original title changed by the feelz brigade.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Saviour, on white horse, incoming?

I am certain that Steiner can ride her own horse.

 

[WaxLyrical]

The guy who can't see the fish for the ocean.

Numbnuts should've used comic sans.

 

[lexity]

It's Friday afternoon, 16:55 ffs... when are you guys going to lighten up?

Oh... don't tell me.... Monday morning meeting.

 

[lexity]

Fat, lolz, calling Abby Steiner overweight, what a **** you are.

I didn't call her overwieght.

You did.