CSGO Sticky thread

Just be prepared for the following types of players:
1. Squeakers - Kids on school holiday who will swear, impregnate your mother, kill your dog, eat your smarties and all sorts of other nasty business (if you believe what they say anyway).
2. Smurfs - Pro/very good players who play with a low rank/no rank - they ultimately destroy you.
3. Trolls - people who swear, insult everywhere, blast music through the in-game chat perpetually, shoot you int he back, give away your team's position, quit the game halfway through...just a true joy to be around.
4. The superserious - Dedicated to the game, sleep with a USP under their pillow, go to the shops with a vest and a flashbang ready to roll. They take the game very seriously and get very upset if you screw up.

Also, if you're female, enjoy the attention...

I laughed so hard... Pity its all true.
 
Rest of the team called before me, so was the only position left.
I played badly, no point in denying it, I'll say it as it is. I haven't played properly in 3 weeks, and will probably not play properly for a while again.
 
I played badly, no point in denying it, I'll say it as it is. I haven't played properly in 3 weeks, and will probably not play properly for a while again.

I love your go-getter enthusiasm! So inspiring!

You know CS:GO isn't real right, but just a game? That's meant to be fun?
 
Haven't scouted in a while, so couldn't get kills. Got hits, but not kills.
I use a pistol or SMG on mid. I am not good enough to snipe so do what I am good at. Listen for movement and try and kill someone before dying
 
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