Grant
Honorary Master
Right.
I am at a friends place earlier.
She is busy doing her thing & I am talking crap with my nose buried in the newspaper.
Suddenly this bowl with what looks like a gnarly vetkoek swimming in ice cream appears before me.
I look at the vetkoek floundering in the fast melting ice cream, I look at her: "wots this" ?? I ask
"try it" she says.
I poke at the vetkoek suspiciously.
Next thing the kid comes through. "Dont you want it ?" she asks me with one glad eye on the vertkoek.
At that, and without waiting for my response, the vetkoek is liberated from the pool of ice cream, the kid is in & out of my bowl, quicker than a priest on a kiddie porn website.
I look at the ice cream in the bowl then look at my friend.
She takes my bowl & returns to the kitchen, my nose is back in the newspaper, but I am unable to concentrate.
Minutes later a fresh bowl appears, as does snot-nose - hovering close by like a dragonfly above the water in your swimming pool during summer.
I notice the corners of snot-nose's mouth twitch.
It's now or never.
I snatch the vetkoek from it's lake of melting ice cream.
Melted ice cream is splashed across the table & my shirt.
The vetkoek is in my gob.
This aint no verkoek !!! - what sorcery is this ??
I dont want to swallow, the taste & texture are too good to lose.
I relent & swallow
"What was that" ?
Oreo, deep fried in pancake batter, she answers.
Snot-nose on high alert moves closer in !
I am at a friends place earlier.
She is busy doing her thing & I am talking crap with my nose buried in the newspaper.
Suddenly this bowl with what looks like a gnarly vetkoek swimming in ice cream appears before me.
I look at the vetkoek floundering in the fast melting ice cream, I look at her: "wots this" ?? I ask
"try it" she says.
I poke at the vetkoek suspiciously.
Next thing the kid comes through. "Dont you want it ?" she asks me with one glad eye on the vertkoek.
At that, and without waiting for my response, the vetkoek is liberated from the pool of ice cream, the kid is in & out of my bowl, quicker than a priest on a kiddie porn website.
I look at the ice cream in the bowl then look at my friend.
She takes my bowl & returns to the kitchen, my nose is back in the newspaper, but I am unable to concentrate.
Minutes later a fresh bowl appears, as does snot-nose - hovering close by like a dragonfly above the water in your swimming pool during summer.
I notice the corners of snot-nose's mouth twitch.
It's now or never.
I snatch the vetkoek from it's lake of melting ice cream.
Melted ice cream is splashed across the table & my shirt.
The vetkoek is in my gob.
This aint no verkoek !!! - what sorcery is this ??
I dont want to swallow, the taste & texture are too good to lose.
I relent & swallow
"What was that" ?
Oreo, deep fried in pancake batter, she answers.
Snot-nose on high alert moves closer in !
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