Derailers Anonymous

[biometrics]

siff

The cat or fruit?

 

[Dixie]

siff

And just when you thought they knew how to behave...someone please fire the nanny...

 

[MickeyD]

The cat or fruit?

The crabs...

 

[ponder]

Time to sleep and fight off the nightmares...

 

[czc]

This is not the thread you're looking for.

 

[Dixie]

Time to sleep and fight off the nightmares...

It's a bitch when you wake up screaming...then realise that you have not fallen asleep yet...

 

[MickeyD]

Eyes Wide Shut

 

[froot]

This is not the thread you're looking for.

Oh but it never is. That's a good thing too... or is it?

 

[froot]

<-- WTF

 

[Dixie]

<-- WTF

Must be a male thing...

 

[froot]

Must be a male thing...

Actually that was a woman....

Maybe that'll teach her to try trade in a Merc for a BMW... not that they will take it anymore (premium pre-owned does not include accident-damaged cars).

 

[Dixie]

Actually that was a woman...

I'm talking about the males, standing around, discussing football...

 

[MickeyD]

'twas a perfect horizontal parking!

 

[froot]

I'm talking about the males, standing around, discussing football...

Closest thing to football I see standing around is foozball3k and he's lying around.

 

[KSINGH]

Thinking of fapping while the wife is in the shower. That time of the month.

 

[froot]

Thinking of fapping while the wife is in the shower. That time of the month.

I thought nothing could/would stop you?

 

[Dixie]

I thought nothing could/would stop you?

His resistance to penicillin has grown beyond the scope it was intended for...

There is some discolouration, I believe...

 

[Necuno]

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[Dixie]

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[froot]

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I'd rather he actually gave a description that our minds could process in a relatively short period.