Dis Vrydag ouens...

[Pineapple Smurf]

hookers cost double on friday. fffk friday.

I have a great deal with my best friend
I send him out to get 2 blowjobs
He comes back and gives me one

 

[RedViking]

Is daai kameel doring? nee. En jy kort meer houd. Waar is jou rooster? sit op om skoon te brand.. het jy uie

More than enough for my veggies. Can go for 2 hours+.



Hotdog

 

[RedViking]

@Binary Bark not sure what wood. R40 for pack. I use half of the pack.

 

[Binary_Bark]

More than enough for my veggies. Can go for 2 hours+.

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Hotdog
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Mooi hond, so jy gaan net groente braai? En jou gras kort stront

 

[Binary_Bark]

@Binary Bark not sure what wood. R40 for pack. I use half of the pack.

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Nope, not the correct wood. Best Braai wood is Kameel. Good smell and adds a good taste

 

[Binary_Bark]

And he's got wood!!!

The wrong wood, only 2"

 

[RedViking]

I am done braaing and the charcoal is still mooi rooi warm.

 

[RedViking]

Nope, not the correct wood. Best Braai wood is Kameel. Good smell and adds a good taste

Gooi my die kameel en ek braai met hom.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Nope, not the correct wood. Best Braai wood is Kameel. Good smell and adds a good taste

Personal preference that
I hate that smell
But it is good wood and you can braai and stay warm on it all night I must admit

Oh wait, are we suppose to talk Afrikaans in this thread?

Mooi hout my broer

 

[Binary_Bark]

Personal preference that
I hate that smell
But it is good wood and you can braai and stay warm on it all night I must admit

Oh wait, are we suppose to talk Afrikaans in this thread?

Mooi hout my broer

We don't speak apartheid language.
Sometimes the smell can be bad with a bad batch, but you also need to remember it's supposed to be 'wild' wood. Part of its charm. But it does braai some good steaks

 

[Binary_Bark]

Gooi my die kameel en ek braai met hom.

So lang as jy hom skil

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

We don't speak apartheid language.
Sometimes the smell can be bad with a bad batch, but you also need to remember it's supposed to be 'wild' wood. Part of its charm. But it does braai some good steaks

Yeah dont get me wrong, i love the stuff
just not the smell
smells like a hobos bum after he has farted

 

[Binary_Bark]

Yeah dont get me wrong, i love the stuff
just not the smell
smells like a hobos bum after he has farted

But your fillet tastes great, that's what counts

 

[Fulcrum29]

Yeah dont get me wrong, i love the stuff
just not the smell
smells like a hobos bum after he has farted

Dan het julle hobos klas wat ons sin nie het nie. Ons hobos se poep ruik soos vaal wyn, naastensby 'n papsak wat oornag binne 'n oop vrieskasdeur uitgeloop het.

 

[Zophos]

Julle Afrikaner blare luister almal Laurika Rauch, veral as julle gesuip is en julle self wil dood huil. Ek onthou nog in my kroeg dae waar jy in die hoek hoor, "Speel Skipskop!", en 'n Engelse brah gooi Slipknot... the show must go on.

Een ding is vir seker, alle Afrikaner tekno klink presies dieselfde.

 

[Binary_Bark]

 

[Binary_Bark]

 

[RedViking]

All the songs listed here

https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/die-skadu-van-jou-spieëlbeeld-good-afrikaans-lyrics.1040051/#post-23885341

 

[Fulcrum29]

Brannewyn en Tussen Stasies wat mens maak hulle selfone begrawe die volgende dag.

 

[Binary_Bark]

@Hamster, @RedViking @Sinbad @Mortymoose @HunterNW @Nemoneiros