Do you eat polony?

[Azbubu]

So you don't like big genitals?

Not in my mouth, no.

 

[kolaval]

I used to eat it as a kid but stopped when I heard that it contains lips, eyelids, genitals, anuses and all the other undesirable parts and organs.
Firstly, is this true? Perhaps not to the extent of the items I've mentioned.
...
Does the same apply to viennas?

Yes, and then avoid MacDonald's etc, those patties are also questionable

And avoid KFC and Nando's as well link

Here's Eskort's ingredients:
Eskort French Polony
Ingredients: Pork, Turkey, Soya Protein, Starch, Salt, Sugar, Phosphate, Flavour Enhancer, MSG, Preservatives: Sodium Nitrate and - Nitrite, Anti-oxidant, Food Colourant: Erythrosine CI: 45430, Anti-caking agent, Spices.
link

This is one instance where being naive, by enjoying polony and not asking questions, will leave you happier

 

[DJ...]

Why KFC and Nandos?

 

[Kornhub]

Think I will try the like it lean polony

 

[TheMightyQuin]

If you can find machines designed to mince 2000 baby chicks an hour on youtube why not a polony plant?

I have been growing my own veggies for a while now, but a "polony plant"? I wish...

 

[AstroTurf]

I have been growing my own veggies for a while now, but a "polony plant"? I wish...

A manufacturing plant :wtf:

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Geezus, can one not make a joke anymore? Especially when such an opportunity for play-on-words arrives? Who are the forum Nazis here?

 

[DJ...]

Geezus, can one not make a joke anymore? Especially when such an opportunity for play-on-words arrives? Who are the forum Nazis here?

Present...

 

[d0b33]

Cheap polony tastes like finely ground bone.. so no.

 

[AstroTurf]

Geezus, can one not make a joke anymore? Especially when such an opportunity for play-on-words arrives? Who are the forum Nazis here?

A joke? :wtf:

 

[KingBel]

Try vegetarian polony...contains no meat.

http://www.frysvegetarian.co.za/products/frys-vegetarian-polonyslicing-sausage/

These are actually very good. Fry them in a pan with a few spices.. then put on some bread with some chilli sauce and you are good to go. Also try the Vegetarian Hot Dogs and Burgers. Possibly an acquired taste, but I love them.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Vegetarian polony tastes like all other vegetarian food .... crap. I'll stick to the regular, lol.

Also, anyone not eating polony but then heading on down to a take-away, most places it's the same stuff, just packaged different

 

[AstroTurf]

lol, I think a slice of vegetarian polony would go quite well on a sarmie on top of a slice of regular polony.

A Balanced, processed diet

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Dude, that freaky vegetarian stuff all tastes like fart

 

[AstroTurf]

Anything tastes good with a thick dollop of Oxo

Could eat a 4 day old roadkill if I had enough oxo.

 

[Elimentals]

Dude, that freaky vegetarian stuff all tastes like fart

I don't wanna ask but I have to....

Erm how do you know what farts taste like to be able to equate it


Also not a fan of vegetarian diets. For some reason I just like the taste. Will rather eat plane bread than put that junk on it.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Live in a bachelor flat in your youth with a whole bunch of mates = you will learn what fart tastes like

 

[FrankCastle]

Men talking about sausage again.



/leaves.

 

[Picard]

I didn't eat breakfast this morning. Nor did I eat much last night.

I'm ravenously famished now.

 

[jacksonc]

Yes