Do you guys also know these facebook types?

Dixie said:
You guys still do Facebook!? :eek:

...just kidding lol! Now bite your tongue (:
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Just because of your social faux pas with Johnny "the dud" Bravo, and the impending restraining order against you, don't expect the rest of us to abandon it.
 
porn$tar said:
Just because of your social faux pas with Johnny "the dud" Bravo, and the impending restraining order against you, don't expect the rest of us to abandon it.
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Yisis! Let's not even go there :eek:

Sooooo much have happened since that thread got locked :(
 
I didnt know I went to school with a preacher (she was quite a hoe in school as well) she added me as a friend so I accepted, next thing you my live feed looks like a church twitter session.

"Jesus is great"
"Im thankful to have Jesus in my life"

heres one from the last 5 seconds.

".....help us 0 sweet JESUS.......remind us always HOLY SPIRIT......that we may not be led unknowingly..."

I mean srsly now....
 
AMG133 said:
I didnt know I went to school with a preacher (she was quite a hoe in school as well) she added me as a friend so I accepted, next thing you my live feed looks like a church twitter session.

"Jesus is great"
"Im thankful to have Jesus in my life"

heres one from the last 5 seconds.

".....help us 0 sweet JESUS.......remind us always HOLY SPIRIT......that we may not be led unknowingly..."

I mean srsly now....
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Jesus is only great because she can use him to cover up the past. Most happy clappers are like that :P
 
AMG133 said:
heres one from the last 5 seconds.

".....help us 0 sweet JESUS.......remind us always HOLY SPIRIT......that we may not be led unknowingly..."
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Counter with some "all hail the Prince of Darkness..."

If she doesn't like it, call her out on hers.
 
. . . and when they start their "Oh Children Of Africa . . . blah blah blah . . . "

I wanna moer 'em so hard!
 
porn$tar said:
ugh, "in relationship and it's complicated".

You're either in a relationship or you're not. WTF's complicated about it?

Then there's the mixit gibberish. Your parents spent a fortune sending you to school to learn English, the least you could do is ****ing apply it.
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"Dating" a married person?

Hosehead said:
Cool
You can make him feel even more important Let him join the jet set
and all his fans can track him minute by minute on a never ending flight
http://myskystatus.com/:D
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You link is screwed because you included the smiley in it:erm:.
 
LOL my one friend updated his status like every 1/4 to and hour! he eventualy stoped when we all told him we would delete him if he didn't stop,

One status:
hmmmmm I'm not updating my FB status much these day
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LOL he got like 20 comments saying gernerly "BS"

I love posting dodgy statuses to bait and pissoff my christian freinds :D
Thankfully I've only got one who preaches and I called him a barberian for setting people on fire "young people on fire for jesus" LOL
 
I am not a fan of expressing your undying love for your partner via status updates. For goodness sake are you 12 or something. They are right there with you, show them you love them in real life.

I always think these people are trying to convince everyone else how in love they are.
 
Why in ****'s name do people feel they have post every one of their bowel movements and minor farts on a public wall for all their little friendies to see?

"I had a nice meal." Wow

"I hate my boss." Great

"Hit me baby one more time!" Oh...

"(name) if you can read this, I love you!! Kisses" ...God

Read the writing on the wall indeed...

Seriously, facebook is one of the most disgusting social inventions since syphillis.
 
i say if one person is really lovey... you have the following options.

A) his cheating on you so trying to make up for it
B) he knows your out of his league so is trying to compensate, so WTF are you dating him for !
C) He is 14

so your choice ;)

my best status's though, that ive seen a bit lately that take the cake. Are some girls i know like 18-19-20 have got themselves preggers... then there status's are like loving this so much can't wait to have a baby with the perfect guy bla bla bla

- in English, you F#*#ed up big time. Its not great you ruined your life, well done.
 
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