Do you own a self defense weapon?

[Wysjoumuis]

Do you have a weapon or self defense gadget you own? If so, what weapon/gadget/device is it?

Where do you keep it? At home, in your car or do you carry it on you?

 

[bwana]

My mind.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

 

[bwana]

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Fisticuffs!

 

[3WA]

Only my penis.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

Only my penis.

Appears to be working wonders on the females of the world.
What do you do for men though?

 

[Wysjoumuis]

Only my penis.

I knew someone would say this

 

[saor]

Fake poo.

Someone bothers me I reach into my pants and bring out a hand covered in fake poop yelling: Eat my poopoo, eat my poopoo! while rubbing it on my face. Ain't nobody ****ing with a crazy person.

 

[3WA]

Appears to be working wonders on the females of the world.
What do you do for men though?

I'm a pragmatic man. I do what I must.

 

[Kola_CT]

Why do you want to know?

Maybe answer your own questions first, in the interest of disclosure.

 

[InvisibleJim]

My mind.

Is it true that you once killed a goat just by staring at it really hard?

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Do you have a weapon or self defense gadget you own? If so, what weapon/gadget/device is it?

Where do you keep it? At home, in your car or do you carry it on you?

Tricorder

 

[Binary_Bark]

I knew someone would say this

Not much you can do with something that small

 

[Binary_Bark]

I use the Force

 

[bwana]

Is it true that you once killed a goat just by staring at it really hard?

You might be confusing me with 3WA.

 

[Neoprod]

My mind.

This guy is hoping they'll take pity on an unarmed man.

 

[B-1]

This guy is hoping they'll take pity on an unarmed man.

Unless his mind told him to buy a semi automatic weapon.

 

[InvisibleJim]

You might be confusing me with 3WA.

Sounds like plausible denial to me. Deflect the question. Probably what your CIA handlers told you to say. That proves it's true.

 

[Binary_Bark]

This guy is hoping they'll take pity on an unarmed man.

 

[powermzii]

Interestingly - just heard what appears to be gunshots in a house opposite the complex - place has cops and what seems to be an ambulance there now. 2 of the guys in the complex rushed out with their guns - not sure whats going on