Do you read in the bog? What book?

Wikipedia a random article and - maybe - learn something new while I get rid of something old.
 
Mister 44 said:
I feel you need advice and guidance, but I am not sure how to word it...

Ah, thanks Ghost. There you go Soultax.
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Hehe, I have no probs with long down times. Takes me about 90 seconds to solve a Cube. I am by no means quick at it, but 90 seconds on the bog is enough time to make sure that everything that is planning on coming out is actually out.
 
The best dump I ever took , was in the middle of the night on a sand dune on the norther bank of the Gariep river, sky stuffed full of stars, pitch black ...... Nothing, hanging onto the shovel with my left hand,balancing my beer with my right, looking for the space lab overhead....... Feckin, drones...
 
Read my fair share of Readers Digest on the bog. Haven't seen one of those books in ages. Shampoo bottles. Never read an actual novel on the toilet - there's never time to get into the story and I'm worried I get distracted and forget to use toiletpaper. People who keep bibles on their toilets are kinda weird, as is anyone who keeps a book there for extended periods of time for thousands to handle while they're squinting away.
 
saor said:
Read my fair share of Readers Digest on the bog. Haven't seen one of those books in ages. Shampoo bottles. Never read an actual novel on the toilet - there's never time to get into the story and I'm worried I get distracted and forget to use toiletpaper. People who keep bibles on their toilets are kinda weird, as is anyone who keeps a book there for extended periods of time for thousands to handle while they're squinting away.
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One of my mates used to keep a couple of books and one of those press-down-enclosed-ashtrays. Sometimes he would disappear for well over 30 minutes. Now that I found really strange.
 
^ Lol. Thinking about it - there's actually nothing worse than porno mags kept in the bathroom. That GROSSES ME TF OUT! Not something you encounter that often really, but I've seen it on more than one occasion. Usually a cupboard above the toilet with a collection of tattered 'zines, sometimes just on the floor behind the toilet.
 
saor said:
^ Lol. Thinking about it - there's actually nothing worse than porno mags kept in the bathroom. That GROSSES ME TF OUT! Not something you encounter that often really, but I've seen it on more than one occasion. Usually a cupboard above the toilet with a collection of tattered 'zines, sometimes just on the floor behind the toilet.
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Especially in the local dominees house..
 
You gotta read on the can. Otherwise it's just time wasted. I learned more things on the can than I did in varsity.
 
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