I feel you need advice and guidance, but I am not sure how to word it...
Ah, thanks Ghost. There you go Soultax.
So you're pushing while you're pulling?![]()
cos there's No other way to go!I've been on this planet for a reasonable amount of time now and still I cannot fathom wtF makes people want to read whilst utilising a toilet...
Read my fair share of Readers Digest on the bog. Haven't seen one of those books in ages. Shampoo bottles. Never read an actual novel on the toilet - there's never time to get into the story and I'm worried I get distracted and forget to use toiletpaper. People who keep bibles on their toilets are kinda weird, as is anyone who keeps a book there for extended periods of time for thousands to handle while they're squinting away.
^ Lol. Thinking about it - there's actually nothing worse than porno mags kept in the bathroom. That GROSSES ME TF OUT! Not something you encounter that often really, but I've seen it on more than one occasion. Usually a cupboard above the toilet with a collection of tattered 'zines, sometimes just on the floor behind the toilet.
You gotta read on the can. Otherwise it's just time wasted. I learned more things on the can than I did in varsity.