But I don’t have a car allowanceYou want a car, get a 320D
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But I don’t have a car allowanceYou want a car, get a 320D
Uhuh, who needs a sugar daddy now?But I don’t have a car allowance(i don’t think I can even afford the cheapest BMW/
Mercedes/Audi)
Nothing wrong with $20.Ahhh shucks man, Maybe in my next life.
Sir, the question was do you receive a car allowance?Nothing wrong with $20.
I let some outlandish entertainer go down on me in the toilets of a nightclub where I was a barman after losing a bet - and the exchange rate for dollars was not as favourable to dollars then as it is now.
Half the nightclub packed into the toilets to witness the spectacle which played out to a chorus of screeching and laughter.
I emerged victorious, clutching a $20 note in my grubby hands.
But not only that, the owner of the club gave me the rest of the night off and free drinks at the bar.
It didn't end there. This particular entertainer, now in a completely messed up bleached blonde wig, torn dress and dirty knees - in a husky voice, offered me a whole lot more for starfish access.
Unfortunately for him, he was particularly aesthetically challenged, had a potty mouth & was well known to be a dirty Gerty.
I gained my 15 minutes of fame & with it a perverse celebrity status that followed me for some time constantly being asked to recall the incident much to the entertainment of all.
Good times
/letmetellyouasecreatethatthecarallowanceisactuallypartofyourctcandthatisn'tanextrabutsamebubbleasyourpaytakehomebutletpeopleliketheopbelieveotherwise
Leave Granty alone, He has been waiting years to tell this story.Sir, the question was do you receive a car allowance?
10/10 a better read than people bickering about how their packages are structured.Leave Granty alone, He has been waiting years to tell this story.
No. Just a blow job.Sir, the question was do you receive a car allowance?
It's been told here before, in significantly more salacious detail.Leave Granty alone, He has been waiting years to tell this story.
10/10 a better read than people bickering about how their packages are structured.
Find a better employerThis isn't the 1980s or 1990s. My dad used to get a car allowance. I've never had one.
At this juncture you may be well served by the Anko airfrier from Kmart.I would rather turn tricks around the corner for a Philips airfryer, I am not getting a generic.