Do you shave your balls?

[Herr der Verboten]

Lame thread merge.

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[The_Ogre]

As a non-married guy my generalization is girls prefer it trimmed rather than a jungle. Also this thing some guys have for girls to be shaved everywhere but their own garden is overgrown is a bit dumb.

I actually just prefer it trimmed the same way I prefer the hair on my head shorter.

To receive head as a man, your tool must be very short for the woman to get to the hair; unless you're into having your balls sucked, which I'm not.

To eat a woman's axe-wound, the hair will literally go into your mouth. Well, unless you go human centipede on her

 

[epah]

To receive head as a man, your tool must be very short for the woman to get to the hair; unless you're into having your balls sucked, which I'm not.

To eat a woman's axe-wound, the hair will literally go into your mouth. Well, unless you go human centipede on her

i guess you not into gagging. Or you just haven't sucked enough tools. That statement is just false.

 

[saor]

To receive head as a man, your tool must be very short for the woman to get to the hair; unless you're into having your balls sucked, which I'm not.

To eat a woman's axe-wound, the hair will literally go into your mouth. Well, unless you go human centipede on her

It's an appearance thing as well. Or are you eating out her armpits that you want them shaven?

 

[Sarg3_ZN]

To receive head as a man, your tool must be very short for the woman to get to the hair; unless you're into having your balls sucked, which I'm not.

To eat a woman's axe-wound, the hair will literally go into your mouth. Well, unless you go human centipede on her

Nothing like some complimentary floss after eating pie

 

[The Darkness]

- it's obviously more hygienic

Who says? In fact shaving makes micro tears and invites bacteria and infection.

- it looks better to you & your SO

Who says? When did ANY girl EVER say "oh my, what an attractive scrotum you have"

- in should hopefully increase your chance of sexytime with your SO as they can see you took the effort to actually clean up your jungle

errr, nope again. By the time it gets to the 'my bawlz' time of the game its a done deal, and then some.

- perceptibly it makes your junk looks bigger

Shame man. Do you need all the help you can get? Penis pump next?

- the sensation when thrusting is better when there is no unnecessary hair in the way

Seriously haha.

- a trimmed package means you can better inspect your balls to check for any potential future issues eg. lumps; sores etc

awww, but if you shave them how can you collect crabs?

That's all that comes to mind

PS: This was not intended as a Friday Thread.

PPS: Thumbs up for the laughs.

PPPS: I didn't even cover the advantage when fapping.

You're a sad sad human dude. Really, starting a thread about shaving your junk, and then justifying it like this.
Let me fill you in on something here, and it comes down to WHY we have hair there. It's a little thing called pheromones. It's the biggest part of the attraction and it's how nature made us. You have glands that leave these pheromones on, you guessed it, your hair. Go ask girls what they like, a nice musky dude, or a shaven overwashed cologned to death gel boy.

 

[saor]

You're a sad sad human dude. Really, starting a thread about shaving your junk, and then justifying it like this.

This is the balls thread. Asshole thread ====>

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

No not a troll question. Always good to hear people's views on how they keep their goods in check.

I'm simple & use just one item:

Slow & steady. Works like a charm

No..

They are short enough.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

This is the balls thread. Asshole thread ====>

Mods can't wait to merge Crack with Balls.

 

[saor]

Let me fill you in on something here, and it comes down to WHY we have hair there. It's a little thing called pheromones. It's the biggest part of the attraction and it's how nature made us. You have glands that leave these pheromones on, you guessed it, your hair. Go ask girls what they like, a nice musky dude, or a shaven overwashed cologned to death gel boy.

I'm assuming you prefer women to be unshaven everywhere, because pheromones?

 

[The Darkness]

I'm assuming you prefer women to be unshaven everywhere, because pheromones?

Yup. Happy to have them however. I don’t need to spend an hour before a date primping my sack, and I don’t expect girls to waste their time either

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Yup. Happy to have them however. I don’t need to spend an hour before a date primping my sack, and I don’t expect girls to waste their time either

@KantSnyer

 

[MrJayBoy]

 

[ShaunSA]

You're a sad sad human dude. Really, starting a thread about shaving your junk, and then justifying it like this.
Let me fill you in on something here, and it comes down to WHY we have hair there. It's a little thing called pheromones. It's the biggest part of the attraction and it's how nature made us. You have glands that leave these pheromones on, you guessed it, your hair. Go ask girls what they like, a nice musky dude, or a shaven overwashed cologned to death gel boy.

Let me guess... you shower once a week and think you smell just fine

 

[neoprema]

I can never look at @FiestaST the same again. I always thought of CARS when seeing your name.

 

[MrJayBoy]

Who says? In fact shaving makes micro tears and invites bacteria and infection.

Who says? When did ANY girl EVER say "oh my, what an attractive scrotum you have"

errr, nope again. By the time it gets to the 'my bawlz' time of the game its a done deal, and then some.

Shame man. Do you need all the help you can get? Penis pump next?

Seriously haha.

awww, but if you shave them how can you collect crabs?

You're a sad sad human dude. Really, starting a thread about shaving your junk, and then justifying it like this.
Let me fill you in on something here, and it comes down to WHY we have hair there. It's a little thing called pheromones. It's the biggest part of the attraction and it's how nature made us. You have glands that leave these pheromones on, you guessed it, your hair. Go ask girls what they like, a nice musky dude, or a shaven overwashed cologned to death gel boy.

someone should sponsor this guy a manscaped subscription

 

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[airborne]

I can never look at @FiestaST the same again. I always thought of CARS when seeing your name.

And now all you can think of is how itchy his sweaty nutsack must be??

 

[FiestaST]

Who says? In fact shaving makes micro tears and invites bacteria and infection.

Who says? When did ANY girl EVER say "oh my, what an attractive scrotum you have"

errr, nope again. By the time it gets to the 'my bawlz' time of the game its a done deal, and then some.

Shame man. Do you need all the help you can get? Penis pump next?

Seriously haha.

awww, but if you shave them how can you collect crabs?

You're a sad sad human dude. Really, starting a thread about shaving your junk, and then justifying it like this.
Let me fill you in on something here, and it comes down to WHY we have hair there. It's a little thing called pheromones. It's the biggest part of the attraction and it's how nature made us. You have glands that leave these pheromones on, you guessed it, your hair. Go ask girls what they like, a nice musky dude, or a shaven overwashed cologned to death gel boy.

Who the eff are you numb nuts?

 

[FiestaST]

I can never look at @FiestaST the same again. I always thought of CARS when seeing your name.

Sorry bud. ‘Twas a different time/era