DSTV porn battle intensifies

For fusk sake, these people need to shut the hell up and accept that porn is a way of life nowadays, almost every man/woman has fapped to some sort of porn in his/her life (I prefer trannies/necro tbh), and the majority of them they don't go out and rape and stuff.
 
Garyvdh said:
I'm not really in favour of a DSTV porn channel.... but I have to ask... where were all these people when the Internet came out? They do realize that it is far easier to get porn on the internet for free, than on DSTV? So where are all the petitions about that?
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This is Solidarity... they probably don't even know that the Internet exists. And even if they do, they must be aware that trying to police the Internet is about as effective as trying to clean up the Wild West.

porchrat said:
Yes but their sex was acceptable as it produced offspring. The man in the sky approves.
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You mean the zombie who lives in the sky and is his own father, right? Way more believable than a Flying Spaghetti Monster! ;p
 
problem is most of the "fools" who vote no are under the understanding that the channels will be just available without subscription- that it will be added to the current premium bouquet.
 
porchrat said:
Air is clearly a problem here too.

Also anyone ever considered that all the porn viewing molesters are also viewing this porn through some sort of screen whether LCD, plasma, CRT or projection? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
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I wonder how many molesters and rapists frequent KCF or steers, maybe something in fast food also makes you want to rape and molest. I am sure 9 out of 10 molesters eat fast food.
 
porchrat said:
Yes but their sex was acceptable as it produced offspring. The man in the sky approves.
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Aaah, I understand that logic... Oh wait not really, it's like condeming a football game where no one scores a goal :)
 
I willing to make a wager that most rapists in this country cannot afford and do not have 1) a comptur 2) the internet 3) DSTV subscription 4) paying for an extra DSTV channel... So their pr0n must be from magazines but these seem to be ok...
 
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burn said:
Aaah, I understand that logic... Oh wait not really, it's like condeming a football game where no one scores a goal :)
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The man in the sky does not approve of leisure activities unless they occur on Sundays. Regardless of the score in your game if it didn't happen on the sabbath you had better pack nothing but sandals, t-shirts and bermuda shorts because it is going to be hot for you in the afterlife. The man in the sky says "bad athlete!".
 
DSTV are stupid for asking for permission. They should have just secretly launched it and then advertised the bouquet during the soft porn movies.
By the time the Christians even hear about it they would have had a million subscribers.

Its easier to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.

Also are the 41 000 DSTV subscribers ? If not then they must GTFO.... really, if you don't use the service then it has nothing to do with you. If its a seperate bouquet then don't subscribe to it.
There is nothing illegal about porn, I can download it freely and buy it at any sex shop, if you want to change that then change the law.
 
burn said:
I willing to make a wager that most rapists in this country cannot afford and do not have 1) a comptur 2) the internet 3) DSTV subscription 4) paying for an extra DSTV channel... So their pr0n must be from magazines?
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Well this is the obvious question these idiotic morons fail to grasp.

I know when i saw pamela anderson naked in playboy my first thought was raping my dog, don't know why naked boobies made me crave my dog. Porn can do that i guess.
 
porchrat said:
The man in the sky does not approve of leisure activities unless they occur on Sundays. Regardless of the score in your game if it didn't happen on the sabbath you had better pack nothing but sandals, t-shirts and bermuda shorts because it is going to be hot for you in the afterlife. The man in the sky says "bad athlete!".
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makes me think of
I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning whim I was playing organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end
of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews with their wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday night
they’d be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence.
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