http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever
“You know, I'm starting to think the whole thing is just a hoax like the WMD in Iraq.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Duke Nukem Forever
“We are currently 90 percent done a little over 10 percent of the game.”
~ 3D Realms on Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever is a video game that has been under development at 3D Realms since 1911.
n the time it has taken Duke Nukem to get nowhere...
* The Halo series was born and a sequel released
* Four new Bond movies have come out
* America has elected George W. Bush, who started at least 3 wars.
* Microsoft started their own console and produced a second generation
* The curse of IPod has risen
* Steve Irwin, John Peel and Robin Cook have died
* SEGA went bankrupt
* Jack Thompson started a "crusade" on videogames
* Several of the original intended formats became obsolete
* Michael Jackson has touched more boys.
* id Software released a new Doom game.
* You had sex
* You got out of puberty and stopped being excited about a new Duke Nukem game.
