Earthquake caused by Supermoon!

It was the Large Hadron Collider. A boson travelling at 99.9% of the speed of light escaped, created a mini black hole which shifted the plates and caused the cake. This was revealed to me by Winston Churchill while I was in contact with the afterlife through my crystals.
 
It was the Large Hadron Collider. A boson travelling at 99.9% of the speed of light escaped, created a mini black hole which shifted the plates and caused the cake. This was revealed to me by Winston Churchill while I was in contact with the afterlife through my crystals.

Oeeeeeehhhhoeeee!!
// stares in awe

Mr Churchill talks too you!! I'm Very impressed. Do you think If I wear my Tinfoil hat and then consult some crystals someone other than me will talk too me?
 
Oeeeeeehhhhoeeee!!
// stares in awe

Mr Churchill talks too you!! I'm Very impressed. Do you think If I wear my Tinfoil hat and then consult some crystals someone other than me will talk too me?

The foil would block the inter-dimensional alpha waves they use to communicate. Duh...

You need something to focus these subliminal torpedoes of truth, something like this:
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That way the ghost can speak into the mouthpiece and his very thoughts are amplified through the hat's complex arrangement of valves and bends.
 
The tectonics plates are always moving and they built up stress which was released in the quake. The quake was long overdue.

Liez! It MUST be Supermoon!! :p

EDIT: One of the 5 or 6 that occur annually!
 
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The foil would block the inter-dimensional alpha waves they use to communicate. Duh...

You need something to focus these subliminal torpedoes of truth, something like this:
images


That way the ghost can speak into the mouthpiece and his very thoughts are amplified through the hat's complex arrangement of valves and bends.

Bwhahahahahahhaaaa!!

:D

I loled :o
 
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