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Honorary Master
But what caused the shift?
The tectonics plates are always moving and they built up stress which was released in the quake. The quake was long overdue.
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But what caused the shift?
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It was the Large Hadron Collider. A boson travelling at 99.9% of the speed of light escaped, created a mini black hole which shifted the plates and caused the cake. This was revealed to me by Winston Churchill while I was in contact with the afterlife through my crystals.
Oeeeeeehhhhoeeee!!
// stares in awe
Mr Churchill talks too you!! I'm Very impressed. Do you think If I wear my Tinfoil hat and then consult some crystals someone other than me will talk too me?
Julius Malema?![]()
The tectonics plates are always moving and they built up stress which was released in the quake. The quake was long overdue.
The foil would block the inter-dimensional alpha waves they use to communicate. Duh...
You need something to focus these subliminal torpedoes of truth, something like this:
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That way the ghost can speak into the mouthpiece and his very thoughts are amplified through the hat's complex arrangement of valves and bends.