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EXPERIENCE playing alongside Emile Heskey by kicking a football at your wheelie bin.
Plane ticket: £500, football ticket £150, Wayne Rooney moaning on live TV cos you're booing him for playing ****e - priceless
why is heskey playing football ?
"Wayne Rooney got booed because fans paid £1000 to watch 11 millionaires take the piss."
that game was shocking. my nan has better skills than Heskey
England: the most overpaid and overrated team in the world! In the words of Terry Paine, MBE: "pathetic!"
Apparently some dude snuck in the england changing room![]()
IT IS TIME PEOPLE!!!!
Ok I'm off now to go watch a brilliant match, chat after![]()
Not the best english team in my opinion.
Gerrard had a shocker of a season, gareth barry is coming back from injury, heskey is useless, lennon also coming back from a long lay off. carragher is getting on.
You have defoe and crouch who helped spurs finish forth sitting on the bench along with joe cole who is also recovering from a long lay off. This is a very poor england side in my opinion. Joe hart has been one of the best goalies in the premier league also sits on the bench.
Their tactics also seem wrong. Absolutely no one who bossed the midfield and has a major impact on games, they play at a very slow pace. Slovenia will not be an easy game.
What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer....
What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A referee