Female condoms

Grant

Grant

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I woke up this morning to find my suburb peppered with female condoms.
There were 3 in my post box.

Curiosity got the better of me - tore a package open - oh lordy, do these come in different sizes, surely i landed up with the supa xxxtra large industrial size.
Slipperier than a greased eel the thing is, & by god, it can stretch, khulubuse zuma could use one as a wetsuit.
On the upside, in the event of a severe storm, one could be cut open, spread out, and be used to provide shelter for an entire village - and it's livestock.

I am curious to know how the ladies feel about these things - damn undignified, seems a little like inserting a bin liner.
And the guys - is it not a little like having coitus with a checkers bag ?
 
Used one once, to see how they are.

Result: no.

They are **** in every way from the initial sexy-time disturbance as the lady puts it in, to the ugly and weird entrance hanging out of the lady bits. Jesus.

Also they squeek.
 
grantza said:
here we go
and no, they dont come with a bottle of black pepper

oh
i am a little confused with the clear plastic ring
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Clear ring presumably to assist with insertion. And that is not THAT big. You do know that 4kg babies can pop out of those things? ;)
 
We have them at all residence's receptions...along with the usual choice.
The first time we saw them we all went dafuq, opened one and went dafuq again.
then we made balloons out of them and played ping pong
 
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