First dates.

[BinaryJack]

I always find 1st date stories interesting.
On our first date we had a moerse fight on whether the relationship is going to go anywhere or not.

 

[xrapidx]

wtf... on a first date? I would have been long gone if a girl started something like that with me.

 

[BinaryJack]

wtf... on a first date? I would have been long gone if a girl started something like that with me.

On the first date...and it's been 10 years already.

 

[Ninja'd]

I always find 1st date stories interesting.
On our first date we had a moerse fight on whether the relationship is going to go anywhere or not.

Someone you've known for a long time before you started dating?

I had too many first dates where my gold digger radar started blinking immediately.

 

[Alan]

 

[Merlin]

Kage,

I've got a 'site just for you.

http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/

I don't have to many noteworthy first date stories...last dates though, yes.

 

[Sting]

I stood her up as it was a blind date organised by our mutual friends. I refused to go....

Met her about 6 months later at a mutual friend's birthday party, did not know that she was the girl I stood up and we hooked up.

That was 22 years ago - and all is still well!!!

 

[BinaryJack]

I stood her up as it was a blind date organised by our mutual friends. I refused to go....

Met her about 6 months later at a mutual friend's birthday party, did not know that she was the girl I stood up and we hooked up.

That was 22 years ago - and all is still well!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[Merlin]

No, wait, I've just thought of one...

Getting a message from a woman I temped with for two weeks - at my next job - from the security guard.

I SMSed her a few days later (a Saturday) and she called me back before I'd even put my phone down.

In one hour she was at my gate.

Let's just say that even I realized that was somewhat Blitzkrieg-ish, I was EXTREMELY naive in my youth.

Less than two hours after the text message she was basically nearly in my lap whilst we were conversing (get your mind out of the gutter!).

That evening we went...TO THE DRIVE-IN!?

I have no idea what was showing that night...

She was around for a few months and made good use of herself.

I have no clue where she stayed of who her friends were.

She: RECENT divorcee (not finalised whilst I was around), TEN years my senior and... <censored>

 

[Geriatrix]

She told me she missed her period and she thought she might be pregnant with someones kid. And then after like 10 minutes said "Just kidding LOL, should have seen your face." And then she farted loudly by accident.
She's a keeper.

 

[Merlin]

*lmao* @ Geriatrix.

I've had that period stunt pulled with me before and we had an almighty battle.

That's not the done thing. Ever.

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/

That Zacharay dude from the Faster Than Electricity entry sounds like a Prick. I thought the chips date was pretty cute.

 

[Rahl]

She told me she missed her period and she thought she might be pregnant with someones kid. And then after like 10 minutes said "Just kidding LOL, should have seen your face." And then she farted loudly by accident.
She's a keeper.

ROFL. This made my day.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Went on our date. Sat next to river, very romantic, as we are kissing. BAM! Fist in my solar plexus.. I'm still recovering from this asking her why, when she grabs my finger and twists it, breaking it in the process. Her answer to this:"Because I can" On the way home she asks me if I still like her.. Umm.. No, love.. You're a fscking maniac..

 

[Shake&Bake]

She told me she missed her period and she thought she might be pregnant with someones kid. And then after like 10 minutes said "Just kidding LOL, should have seen your face." And then she farted loudly by accident.
She's a keeper.

ORSM!

Went on our date. Sat next to river, very romantic, as we are kissing. BAM! Fist in my solar plexus.. I'm still recovering from this asking her why, when she grabs my finger and twists it, breaking it in the process. Her answer to this:"Because I can" On the way home she asks me if I still like her.. Umm.. No, love.. You're a fscking maniac..

For real? :erm:

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

ORSM!



For real? :erm:

As real as anything you'd like. Should've video taped that date.. Would make a hell of a comedy.

 

[Shake&Bake]

As real as anything you'd like. Should've video taped that date.. Would make a hell of a comedy.

LMAO hectic bru

 

[tsume]

She told me she missed her period and she thought she might be pregnant with someones kid. And then after like 10 minutes said "Just kidding LOL, should have seen your face." And then she farted loudly by accident.
She's a keeper.

Mmmm, that's wifey material right there

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Went on our date. Sat next to river, very romantic, as we are kissing. BAM! Fist in my solar plexus.. I'm still recovering from this asking her why, when she grabs my finger and twists it, breaking it in the process. Her answer to this:"Because I can" On the way home she asks me if I still like her.. Umm.. No, love.. You're a fscking maniac..

Erm, so how did the second date go?

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Went on our date. Sat next to river, very romantic, as we are kissing. BAM! Fist in my solar plexus.. I'm still recovering from this asking her why, when she grabs my finger and twists it, breaking it in the process. Her answer to this:"Because I can" On the way home she asks me if I still like her.. Umm.. No, love.. You're a fscking maniac..

Would just drop her quietly like. If that's the start, then there's more abuse to come... no thanks.