First things you do in the morning.

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Wake up,put kettle on,go smoke,make coffee, go on myBB,then news24 then IGN then facebook,get dressed,off to work.
 
Wake up

Make Coffee

Smoke

Iron Clothes*

Make Bed

Shower

Leave for work

*usually because I was too lazy to do it the night before, knowing full well I will have to do it in the morning.
 
Well I thought it were kinda obvious to have to do that so didn't put it in :p smarty pant ;)
 
Wake up, take a piss, breakfast in front of sports news/highlights, shower, dressed, off to work
 
Shower, clothes, coffee, shoes, lunch, work.
Sorry, forgot shout at my son to get out of the house on time.
That pretty much goes after every comma.
 
Wake up, check who else is in the bed, fap regardless, if there is someone in the bed I try and convince them to make coffee, usually end up putting a pot of coffee on, go to the toilet, turn shower tap on low, go pour coffee and smoke a ciggie on the stoep regardless of the weather, shower, get dressed and go. I eat breakfast when I get to work.

I wake up at 5:40am and leave at 6:30am every day.
 
Wake up, spend some time chatting to SO while drinking coffee, shower, dress leave.

From wake up to out the door 25minutes.
 
Wake-up at 5am..Press snooze on alarm..Get up at 6am.
Absolutions
Shower + fap
Make bed if I have time
Get dressed.
Go to work around 6:45ish.
Coffee at work, no breakfast.
 
Hit snooze
Repeat
Frantically leap out of bed and into the shower etc before rushing off to work
 
Wake up, take a piss, brush teeth, come back and wake up the SO with a kiss or a fondle (depending on how much time I have before work, fondle always leads to morning hanky panky), shower, dress, breakfast and coffee while browsing various news sites, leave for work.
 
Pho3nix said:
Wake-up at 5am..Press snooze on alarm..Get up at 6am.
Absolutions
Shower + fap
Make bed if I have time
Get dressed.
Go to work around 6:45ish.
Coffee at work, no breakfast.
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You're asking for forgiveness before you fap? :confused:
 
Wake up then either:
**** its a work day.
Or
Awesome its the weekend/holiday/I won the lotto.
 
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